A Story, Inspired by "The Indian In the Cupboard"
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One afternoon it was my birthday. I was so happy because I got 14 president toys. One of the toys was an Al Gore doll that said, "Vote for me." I went to sleep and heard, "Get me out of here."
When I looked on the floor, Al Gore was biting my George Bush toy. I got my dinosaur toy and he started to fight and they all began to fight him and made a paper view show [sic].
So I got my toys and my wrestling ring.
Then I gave Al Gore a little stick. I did not give the dinosaur a stick because he had sharp feet. The bell rang. They started to fight but George Bush sneaked up and bashed his head open. George Bush got disqualified for bashing his head open. I took his broken head and put Dick Chaney's [sic] head on him and they went to George Washington's house.
They started to argue, then Washington said this speech. He said, "Four score and my wooden teeth, I think that you should make another Paper-view show."
So they did and I did the same thing over again. I put a sign up that said, " George Bush vs. Al Gore."
So the 14 presidents were in the audience. I gave them sausages. The bell rang and they started to fight. Bush ran and stabbed Gore. When they saw what happened, the fourteen presidents came in the ring and they all started to fight.
Abraham Lincoln put his hat on and turned into Major Glory. He took a piece of ham and slapped Yankee Doodle. After he slapped Yankee doodle, he poured a box of macaroni over his head. Yankee Doodle turned into the orange macaroni dinosaur.
Benjamin Franklin took the Liberty bell and put it on Dick Chaney's head. Everything got out of control and the fourteen presidents exploded.
Al Gore was wounded and Bush did not have his sausage because he was hungry. Al Gore and George Bush blew up because George Washington put a bomb on them.
This is really from a 9 year old named Jacob.