Bitter Waiter Haikus
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1. I am not your slave.
I have other tables, too.
You should die in pain.
2. You wanted more tea?
Should have told me last time, huh?
Die of thirst, asshole.
3. We close right at ten.
It is now ten forty-five.
Leave now or I shoot.
4. Foul white trash table
Left a seven percent tip
Let them weep in hell.
At least B. Dooley has a job