Snippets of Overheard/Misheard Conversations
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-They asked me how I did it and I told them that once you shave it down and oil it up real good, it pretty much behaves itself.
-Touché! A little clit for Tad.
-Oh, a lot better, thanks to the new underwear and blowtorch.
-That's the hardest I've ever worked. After jerking and twisting with all my strength, I finally got it off. The blood made me realize it wasn't a life-like imitation.
-The only thing holding me back is the disapproving look I'll get from my monkey.
-You'll love him after you get to blow him.
-I told him I'd be willing to ignore it, but he went ahead and wore the dress anyway.
-Would you believe she showed up last week still wearing her strap-on?
-I should have known better than to trust someone with tits for trains.
-You see this? Normally, something this swollen wouldn't look so pretty.
-I wouldn't have recognized her if not for the goatee. And goat.
-You’re calling me a pervert? Hey, I wasn't the one that shaved the kiwi fruit and ate the banana afterward.
-I rather enjoyed myself. Except for the butt thing.
-And after all we went through, she still won't accept who I am and what that sweet, innocent lemur means to me.
-When I went to school, they didn't require vaccinations. We just needed shots.
-I don't know when she will realize that no matter how much you water those bricks they won't grow.
-Things happen for a reason. That's why I wasn't too concerned about the killer hat.
-I wouldn’t be surprised if they found the bunny in his pants.
-To be honest, it’s not the first time I had to use yogurt to make a point.
-That's one dedicated drunken librarian.
Dan Burt mishears things very well.