Credits, written on Bank One stationary we found in a dumpster, at the beginning of a recently found video I made with my best friend when we were 15 that mainly consisted of reenacted “nut shots” and
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Credits:
a Brad + Aaron film
directed by Brad + Aaron
produced by Brad + Aaron
sound by Brad + Aaron
Aaron as Movie guy #1
Brad as “the other movie guy”
Aaron as Jimmy Hoffa
Brad as Red Fox
Aaron as a sea monkey
Brad as Mother Theresa (audible laugh)
Aaron as Ghengus
--Ghangus
--Geangus
--Gainghuss
--“G” Kahn
Brad as Aaron Burch (audible laugh)
Aaron as that Jehova witness guy that came to my door this morn
Brad as Skeletor (audible “yeah”)
Aaron as that chick who stalked David Letterman
Brad as Chewbukah
--Chubhacha
--Cheub—
--Chewbacca (circled)
Aaron as “that half dead guy in Seven who woke up and scared you!
Brad as Marge Schott
Aaron as Marky Mark
Brad as “and the Funky Bunch”
Aaron as Noah Webster (we found this especially funny, as my brother’s name is Noah)
Brad as Uncle Sam
Aaron as R2D2
Brad as “that foul smell”
Aaron as Chawkazule
--Shauckaz
--Shekazuleu
--Shaka Zulu!
Brad as Hoss
Aaron as Decepticon
Brad as Jackie Chan
Aaron as Eli Whitney
Brad as Freddy Kreuger
In a West One Bank Production
2 FREAKS IN A BOAT (Carved into a watermelon. The camera pulls back as a hand pokes out of the corner of the screen with a match in it, lighting an m-80 stuck in the K. The watermelon explodes.)
Aaron Burch still makes "nut shot" films.