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Thank you for purchasing “The 76 Stages of Heartbreak” by William Layman. Your order will be shipped shortly.
People who ordered this book also bought “Healing Your Heart” by Joanne Belonsky, “The Lonely Planet Sex Tour of Thailand,” and “Getting Back on My Horse” by William Shatner (audiobook).
Readers of this book also purchased CD’s such as “Gallagher Live: The Laughter Tour,” “The Tom Waits Collection,” and “William Shatner Sings the Blues.”
They also enjoyed watching “An Affair to Remember,” “Brief Encounter,” “Henry, Portrait of a Serial Killer,” and “Muppet Treasure Island.”
They typically moved into Their Parents’ Basement, A Two-Month Sublet in the Futile Hope that They’ll Be Getting Back Together Soon, and A Squalid Isolated Studio Apartment which Serves as a Constant Reminder of How Pathetic They Are.
People who bought this book tended towards Blistering Self-Recriminations, Blaming Their Ex for Anything That’s Ever Gone Wrong, and Passive-Aggressive Hostility towards the Opposite Sex.
They enjoyed Publicly Berating Their Assistant before the Entire Office, Mailing Their Ex Chunks of Cow Heart, and Leering at that Redhead on the VersaClimber until They Complain to the Gym Manager.
Their next sexual experience was likely to be Deeply Humiliating and Best Forgotten, A Terrible Lapse in Judgement which Will Most Likely Cost Them Their Job, and Accompanied by More Marijuana Than They’d Smoked since College.
Readers of this book ended up Joining the Peace Corps, Draining Their Bank Account, Gaining So Much Weight that No One Will Ever Be Attracted to Them Again, and Accepting that Their Destiny Is an Endless Series of Match.com First Dates which at Best Result in a Single Night of Depressing and Forgettable Sex.
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