Über - Better than you, daily! - The Complete Archive

How to Become an Internet Rockstar
by Ben Brown | published on 2000-05-22

How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Hanson (and other pop culture confessions)
by Andy Pressman | published on 2000-05-23

Don't I Know You From Somewhere?
by Anne Sussman | published on 2000-05-24

Girl Speak
by Andrea Spencer | published on 2000-05-25

Mail Call!
by Adam Mathes | published on 2000-05-26

An Apology
by Ben Brown | published on 2000-05-29

The Adam Mathes Guide to Complete College Misery
Part One -- The Early Years
by Adam Mathes | published on 2000-05-30

Lesser Known Conspiracies
by Ben Brown | published on 2000-05-31

All About Boobs
by Andrea Spencer | published on 2000-06-01

On surprises, and Dave Barry
by Andy Pressman | published on 2000-06-02

Armageddon It
by Anne Sussman | published on 2000-06-05

The Adam Mathes Guide to Complete College Misery
Part Two -- The College Years
by Adam Mathes | published on 2000-06-06

On Lesbians and Dick
by Andrea Spencer | published on 2000-06-07

There Are A Lot Of Noises In My House
by Ben Brown | published on 2000-06-08

Filler Friday: The Big Plan
by Adam Mathes | published on 2000-06-09

A Boy Named Josh
by Anne Sussman | published on 2000-06-12

How To Break Into Television Without Even Trying
by Andy Pressman | published on 2000-06-13

New Submission Policy
by Ben Brown | published on 2000-06-14

Fly the Fraudulent Skies
by Adam Mathes | published on 2000-06-15

Filler Friday: Compelling Content
by Andrea Spencer | published on 2000-06-16

I Don't Want Your Secrets
by Andrea Spencer | published on 2000-06-19

How To Break Into Television Without Even Trying
Part Two
by Andy Pressman | published on 2000-06-20

AN OPEN LETTER ADDRESSED TO FRIENDS OF EX-BOYFRIENDS OF WINONA RYDER (F.O.E. OF W.R.) AND RADICAL IN
by Cameron Jane Blazer | published on 2000-06-21

The RIAA Has Nothing To Fear
by Ben Brown | published on 2000-06-22

Filler Friday: The Internet is Dumb, Part 2
by Ben Brown | published on 2000-06-23

A Very Serious Review of Titan A.E.
by Adam Mathes | published on 2000-06-26

The Internet Is My Girlfriend:
by Nate Haas | published on 2000-06-27

I Am So Modest
by Ben Brown | published on 2000-06-28

All About Bagels
by Andrea Spencer | published on 2000-06-29

Andy Pressman's Sexxx Farm
by Andy Pressman | published on 2000-06-30

Holiday Fun Time!
by Adam Mathes | published on 2000-07-03

Submission for McSweeney's Worldwide Fondness
by Gershom Bazerman | published on 2000-07-05

Apologies and Retractions
by Adam Mathes | published on 2000-07-06

Filler Friday: An Open Letter to Handspring
by Andy Pressman | published on 2000-07-07

A Lesson On Culture: America And Sweden
by Andrea Spencer | published on 2000-07-10

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
by Ben Brown | published on 2000-07-11

I Do Not Have A Complex
by Adam Mathes | published on 2000-07-12

And then there were four
by Andrea Spencer | published on 2000-07-13

Filler Friday: Secrets of Irony Revealed
by Ben Brown | published on 2000-07-14

How To Break Into Television Without Even Trying
Part Three
by Andy Pressman | published on 2000-07-17

The Future of Online Content
by Adam Mathes | published on 2000-07-18

Celebrity Run-In Log, September 2 1999 through May 11 2000
by Andy Pressman | published on 2000-07-19

Viva La Web Log!
by Andrea Spencer | published on 2000-07-20

Filler Friday: WebZine3000
by Adam Mathes | published on 2000-07-21

Instant Badass
by Adam Mathes | published on 2000-07-24

The Problem With Movies
by Andy Pressman | published on 2000-07-25

Virtual Date. Also: Andrea really likes comic books.
by Andrea Spencer | published on 2000-07-26

On Writing Books, Part 1
by Ben Brown | published on 2000-07-27

Filler Friday: Picture of Boobs
by Andrea Spencer | published on 2000-07-28

An Open Letter to Shawn Fanning
by Adam Mathes | published on 2000-07-31

On Writing Books, Part 2
by Ben Brown | published on 2000-08-01

Choose Or Lose
by Andy Pressman | published on 2000-08-02

Crazy Willy is my Hero
by Andrea Spencer | published on 2000-08-03

Filler Friday: Yay yay contest yay yay!
by Adam Mathes | published on 2000-08-04

Being a girl is fun
by Andrea Spencer | published on 2000-08-07

Action Economics
by Andy Pressman | published on 2000-08-08

A Note From The Editor
by Ben Brown | published on 2000-08-09

So You Wanna Be An Internet Rockstar?
by Dakota Smith | published on 2000-08-10

Filler Friday: Hey Goat!
by Adam Mathes | published on 2000-08-11

Tragic Youth
by Andy Pressman | published on 2000-08-14

8-bit Memories
by Adam Mathes | published on 2000-08-15

Why Kids Are Messed Up
by Andrea Spencer | published on 2000-08-16

Teenaged Girls: God's Gift to Me
by Dakota Smith | published on 2000-08-17

Filler Friday: Contest Winners! Yay Yay!
by Adam Mathes | published on 2000-08-18

Introducing: Maria
by Maria DeLuca | published on 2000-08-21

Dropping Out
by Nate Haas | published on 2000-08-22

A Lesson About Liquids and Solids
by Abi Cohen | published on 2000-08-23

Smoking is Good
by Dakota Smith | published on 2000-08-24

Survivor
by Nate Haas | published on 2000-08-25

No, You Don't Want To Be An Internet Rockstar
by Jesse Chan-Norris | published on 2000-08-28

A Brief View Into The Life Of An Editor
by Ben Brown | published on 2000-08-29

A List Of Possible Über Articles
by Ben Brown | published on 2000-08-30

McSweeney's is taking too long to send me my rejection letter
by LoCkeRx12@aol.com | published on 2000-08-31

Filler Friday: What the Hell Happened
by Adam Mathes | published on 2000-09-01

Better, Stronger, Faster
by Andrea Spencer | published on 2000-09-05

A Brief Note From The Editor, and Then Some Ego Flaunting
by Ben Brown | published on 2000-09-06

I Was A Teenaged Alf
by Dakota Smith | published on 2000-09-07

Filler Friday: Radio Showgram
by Adam Mathes | published on 2000-09-08

Art Fags: A One Act
by Chester Phillips | published on 2000-09-11

Art Fags: A One Act : Act Two
by Chester Phillips | published on 2000-09-12

Art Fags: A One Act : Act Three
by Chester Phillips | published on 2000-09-13

Art Fags: A One Act : Act Four
by Chester Phillips | published on 2000-09-14

Filler Friday: A Serious Plea
by Ben Brown | published on 2000-09-15

Something I Forgot
by Ben Brown | published on 2000-09-18

Why We Suck So Much
by Andrea Spencer | published on 2000-09-19

Come Back, Jesse!
by Adam Mathes | published on 2000-09-20

I'm Going To Be A Good Husband
by Dakota Smith | published on 2000-09-21

Filler Friday: Marriage Hoaxes
by Adam Mathes | published on 2000-09-22

My Twin Brother Tom
by Ben Brown | published on 2000-09-25

Reviews of Sexual Encounters That Occured Last Night
by Chester Phillips | published on 2000-09-26

The Editor Is Sick
by Ben Brown | published on 2000-09-27

Science Thursday
by Chester Phillips | published on 2000-09-28

Filler Friday: Names For a New Millenium
by Adam Mathes | published on 2000-09-29

I, Firecrotch
by Nate Haas | published on 2000-10-02

Why I hate manufactured nostalgia, and also you
by Andy Pressman | published on 2000-10-03

Several Things By Josh Gronsbell
by Josh Gronsbell | published on 2000-10-04

Grumpy Star
by Dakota Smith | published on 2000-10-05

Filler Friday: Extending the Brand
by Adam Mathes | published on 2000-10-06

Andy Pressman's Sexxx Shack
by Andy Pressman | published on 2000-10-09

Notes Taken While Sitting At Corner Pretending To Be A Hobo
by Chester Phillips | published on 2000-10-10

A Manifesto About Something
by Nate Haas | published on 2000-10-11

Give Me Erect Nipple
by Ani Moller | published on 2000-10-12

Filler Friday: The fart.jpg Mirror Project
by Adam Mathes | published on 2000-10-13

Note From The Editor
by Ben Brown | published on 2000-10-16

I'm Going To Start Smoking
by Adam Mathes | published on 2000-10-17

12 Funny P Words
by David Gagne | published on 2000-10-18

Andy's Rejects
by Andy Pressman | published on 2000-10-19

Filler Friday: Voting Guide
by Adam Mathes | published on 2000-10-20

More About P
by Silly E-mail Address | published on 2000-10-23

Recipe For Potluck
by Chester Phillips | published on 2000-10-24

A Few Thoughts On Television
by Andy Pressman | published on 2000-10-25

Yet More Funny P Words
by Angel | published on 2000-10-26

Filler Friday: Bathroom Atrocity Diary
by Adam Mathes | published on 2000-10-27

10.4 Funny Words that end in the letter P
by Nick Godbout | published on 2000-10-30

Funny C Words Which Are Apparently Feminine
by Kathryn Ellis | published on 2000-10-31

Fat Americans
by Ani Moller | published on 2000-11-01

An Interview With Ralph Feinnes
by Dakota Smith | published on 2000-11-02

Filler Friday: Martial Law
by Adam Mathes | published on 2000-11-03

The Further Adventures of God and Craig Bierko
by Andy Pressman | published on 2000-11-06

I Am In A Pretentious Indie Rock Band
by Dakota Smith | published on 2000-11-07

White After Labor Day
by Andrea Spencer | published on 2000-11-08

Post Election Coverage
by Adam Mathes | published on 2000-11-09

Filler Friday: The Ben Brown Key Contest
by Dakota Smith | published on 2000-11-10

Lately, I Have Been Having a Lot of Pizza
by Ben Brown | published on 2000-11-13

Chester Sniffs Glue
by Chester Phillips | published on 2000-11-14

I've got a very large dictionary
by Seamus Byrne | published on 2000-11-15

A Web Without Logs
by Andrea Spencer | published on 2000-11-16

Filler Friday: The Uber Index
by Adam Mathes | published on 2000-11-17

No Sex For Pressman
by Andy Pressman | published on 2000-11-20

Democracy
by Andy Pressman | published on 2000-11-21

Happy Thanksgiving
by The Über Staff | published on 2000-11-22

My Diet Plan Is Not Working
by Ben Brown | published on 2000-11-27

Up With The Man
by Andy Pressman | published on 2000-11-28

Fashion Junkie
by Andrea Spencer | published on 2000-11-29

The Ben Brown Key Contest: Part 2
by Dakota Smith | published on 2000-11-30

Filler Friday: Move Over Fred Durst
by Adam Mathes | published on 2000-12-01

Bitter Much?
by Ben Brown | published on 2000-12-04

Andy writes at the last minute
by Andy Pressman | published on 2000-12-05

Andrea's Guide to Holiday Shopping For Your Boyfriend
by Andrea Spencer | published on 2000-12-06

PRESS RELEASE
by Ben Brown | published on 2000-12-07

Finals Study Guide
by Adam Mathes | published on 2000-12-08

There Are A Lot Of Noises In My House, Revisited
by Ben Brown | published on 2000-12-11

Today's Forecast: Muggy and Hazy. Drive With Caution.
by Dakota Smith | published on 2000-12-12

The Holidays Are Great, Especially If You're Poor
by Andrea Spencer | published on 2000-12-13

Dust to Dust, Web to Web
by Ben Brown | published on 2000-12-14

Editor's Note: How Much I Love You
by Ben Brown | published on 2000-12-15

The Maypole Conceit, Part One
by Ben Brown | published on 2000-12-18

Getting Lucky With Dakota
by Dakota Smith | published on 2000-12-19

A Story, Inspired by "The Indian In the Cupboard"
by Jacob, Age 9, Rainbow Elementary School, Orlando Florida | published on 2000-12-20

The Maypole Conceit, Part Two
by Ben Brown | published on 2000-12-21

Filler Friday: Adam Is On Vacation
by Ben Brown | published on 2000-12-22

Pajama Pants
by Adam Mathes | published on 2000-12-26

My Cats Are Gay
by Clarence Davison | published on 2000-12-29

A Short Description of How I Set Off for the New Millennium
by Andy Pressman | published on 2001-01-02

Several Top Five Lists
by Ben Brown | published on 2001-01-03

The Save Uber Fund
by Ben Brown | published on 2001-01-04

The Editor Is A Slacker
by Ben Brown | published on 2001-01-08

I Will Make You My Grammar Bitch
by Andy Pressman | published on 2001-01-09

Something That Should Work But Doesn't
by Ben Brown | published on 2001-01-10

Several Important Announcements
by Ben Brown | published on 2001-01-11

Filler Friday: Course Selection Guide
by Adam Mathes | published on 2001-01-12

What Sharks Think
by Ben Brown | published on 2001-01-15

New Zealand Travel Guide: Bogans
by Ani Moller | published on 2001-01-16

STAMOS - The Rock Opera
by Dakota Smith | published on 2001-01-17

When I Grow Up
by Chris Godaire | published on 2001-01-18

Filler Friday: Please Leave Me Alone
by Adam Mathes | published on 2001-01-19

Team Nintendo!
by Andy Pressman | published on 2001-01-22

Being a Man
by F. Amelia Howes | published on 2001-01-23

Reasons Oranges Are The Best Fruit
by Will Pate | published on 2001-01-24

When The Lunatics Run The Madhouse
by Austin Johnson | published on 2001-01-25

Filler Friday: An Incorrect Statement
by Adam Mathes | published on 2001-01-26

I Want One
by Robin Kinzer | published on 2001-01-29

Mornings, Bacon, I Am A Real World Cast Member
by Ben Brown | published on 2001-01-30

Trend Watch: Punctuation Tattoos
by Aaron Falk | published on 2001-01-31

Exciting Announcement!
by Ben Brown | published on 2001-02-01

Exciting Announcement Deconstructed
by Adam Mathes | published on 2001-02-02

How do I find the time?
by Dakota Smith | published on 2001-02-05

Confession Of A Math Whore
by Aaron Falk | published on 2001-02-06

Things Your Cellphone Could Do That Would Be Less Annoying Than Ringing
by Ben Brown | published on 2001-02-08

Filler Friday: Micropayments Are Stupid
by Adam Mathes | published on 2001-02-09

Job Satisfaction Level: All Time Low
by Anonymous | published on 2001-02-12

A List Of Things We Wouldn't Have If The World Suffered Another Potato Blight
by Ben Brown | published on 2001-02-13

Join the Hundredaire's Club
by Will Pate | published on 2001-02-14

A Short Treatise Vis-a-Vis My Fear of the Outside World, Or, Valentines Day (My Pony, My Love)
by Joseph McMahon | published on 2001-02-15

Filler Friday: Mail Day! Again.
by Adam Mathes | published on 2001-02-16

President's Day
by Ben Brown | published on 2001-02-19

Smoking and squash
by Dakota Smith | published on 2001-02-20

Uberless Mondays
by Christopher Godaire | published on 2001-02-21

Several Imaginary Conversations With Food Vendors
by Ben Brown | published on 2001-02-22

Filler Friday: A Small Request For Dave Eggers
by Adam Mathes | published on 2001-02-23

Interview with a Vam-Actor
by William Pate | published on 2001-02-26

Editor On Opposite Side Of The World
by Ben Brown | published on 2001-02-27

A Streetcar Named Facade
by Joseph McMahon | published on 2001-02-28

Rats Are Mellow, Man - Part One
by James Stegall | published on 2001-03-01

Filler Friday: Corporate Whore
by Adam Mathes | published on 2001-03-02

A Case Of The Mondays: First Day Slack
by Ben Brown | published on 2001-03-05

5 Sets Of 3 Words Each, Increasingly Vague
by Steve Maas | published on 2001-03-06

Six problems of modern society, and how they might be solved
by J. R. Norton | published on 2001-03-07

Special Offer!
by Ben Brown | published on 2001-03-08

Filler Sunday: It is hard to be an international media conglomerate
by Ben Brown | published on 2001-03-09

A Case Of The Mondays: High School Interns and Vacationing College Students
by Ben Brown | published on 2001-03-12

"Dos" and "Don'ts" on the Boston subway
by J. R. Norton | published on 2001-03-13

THE SKY, or, A COMPANION PIECE TO THE SUN MICROSYSTEMS (TM) TYPE5c KEYBOARD
by Casey Marshall | published on 2001-03-14

Bad Words
by F. Amelia Howes | published on 2001-03-15

Filler Friday: Things Overheard at SXSW
by Adam Mathes | published on 2001-03-16

Andy Comes Clean
by Andy Pressman | published on 2001-03-19

A Monkey Dressed Up as a Leprechuan With a Shillelagh Reflects on Current Events
by J. R. Norton | published on 2001-03-20

I Seek Acceptance from White Middle Class America By George W. Bush
by Alex Ayers | published on 2001-03-21

Ben Brown's Attempt To Get Published In A Real Magazine
by Ben Brown | published on 2001-03-22

Missing: One Female Uber Writer.
by Andy Pressman | published on 2001-03-23

Dialogue
by Josh Gronsbell | published on 2001-03-26

The State of Uber
by Dakota Smith | published on 2001-03-27

An Office Full
by Brendan Murrell | published on 2001-03-28

Squeeging my Third Eye
by Michael Truman | published on 2001-03-29

NOTHING FOR YOU
by Ben Brown | published on 2001-03-30

Hello, Goodbye, How Are You? I Am Not a Lesbian, and the Numbers One through Eleven
by F. Amelia Howes | published on 2001-04-02

This Is Not An All-Inclusive List Of Things I've Stolen From Past Employers
by James Stegall, 1Lt A2-1 | published on 2001-04-03

A Short Study on the Effects of Breastfeeding on Modern Society
by Ani Moller | published on 2001-04-04

One For The Hands
by Anthony Luckino | published on 2001-04-05

Filler Friday: Google Bombing
by Adam Mathes | published on 2001-04-06

J-Speak Decoded
by Julia Lipman | published on 2001-04-08

Possible Causes for World War III
by J. R. Norton | published on 2001-04-10

The Suburbs Are Quieter Than The City
by Jesse Chan-Norris | published on 2001-04-11

Political Correctness, et al.
by Dakota Smith | published on 2001-04-12

Filler Friday: An Open Letter To Joey Anuff
by Adam Mathes | published on 2001-04-13

Disturbing Announcements From Public Officials
by J. R. Norton | published on 2001-04-16

Coffee: A Commercial I Wish We'd See
by Ben Brown | published on 2001-04-17

A List Of Horoscopes By Astrologist Linda Black For Death Row Inmates On The Day They Are Scheduled
by Rogers Cadenhead | published on 2001-04-18

Rats Are Mellow, Man
by James Stegall, 1Lt A2-1 | published on 2001-04-19

Filler Friday: Advice To Prospective Frosh
by Adam Mathes | published on 2001-04-20

Animal Diseases Not Found In New Zealand, A Rap Song
by Ben Brown | published on 2001-04-23

Response to column in Halifax Chronicle-Herald
by Barbara Holmes | published on 2001-04-24

LOCAL MAN DIES OF EVERYTHING HIS MOTHER EVER WORRIED ABOUT
by Stephen J. Maas | published on 2001-04-25

Song titles are better when you arbitrarily add quote marks
by J. R. Norton | published on 2001-04-26

An Open Letter To Tiffany Shlain
by Adam Mathes | published on 2001-04-27

Rock Journalism
by James Stegall | published on 2001-04-30

The Gushing: A McSweeney's Reject
by Anthony Luckino | published on 2001-05-01

My Standup Routine
by Ben Brown | published on 2001-05-02

Georgie Porgie, Pudding Pie
by Erik Harrison | published on 2001-05-03

We're Sorry And Also Lame
by Über Staff | published on 2001-05-04

Viva Las Vegas
by Alissa Rowinksy | published on 2001-05-07

10 Things We Don't Want To Admit
by Erik Harrison | published on 2001-05-08

The Dodgeball Rules
by Roger Naylor | published on 2001-05-09

How I Became Famous
by James Stegall, 1Lt A2-1 | published on 2001-05-10

Once Again
by Ben Brown | published on 2001-05-11

Stupid Questions Get Stupid Answers
by F. Amelia Howes | published on 2001-05-14

Lizard Hunting
by James Stegall, A 1Lt A2-1 | published on 2001-05-15

Reviews For The Common Man
by Ben Brown | published on 2001-05-17

Filler Friday: Rock!
by Adam Mathes | published on 2001-05-18

I Am Kaycee Nicole
by Chester Phllips | published on 2001-05-21

Über Ist Eine Jahre Alt
by Ben Brown | published on 2001-05-22

Code Name: Betty Crocker
by James Stegall | published on 2001-05-23

The Eliminator
by Alissa Rowinsky | published on 2001-05-24

I am Adam Goddamn Mathes!
by David Bernreuther | published on 2001-05-25

AP English Paper
by Lauren Gottlieb | published on 2001-05-28

How to Develop Naked Pictures of Your Girlfriend
by James Stegall | published on 2001-05-29

The F-Ing Kelvin Scale
by Alissa Rowinsky | published on 2001-05-30

I Only Think In Lists
by J.P.McMahon | published on 2001-05-31

Filler Friday: At Least I can Grow Chops
by David Bernreuther | published on 2001-06-01

A Baker's Dozen Haikus
by Aaron Suggs | published on 2001-06-04

The New Andrea, and Some Tangential Comments
by F. Amelia Howes | published on 2001-06-05

I Want A Raise
by James Stegall | published on 2001-06-07

Filler Friday: Too Lazy To Bother With Titles Anymore
by Adam Mathes | published on 2001-06-08

Things That Make Me Hot And Wet
by Ani Moller | published on 2001-06-11

Inside the CNN Sound Room
by J. R. Norton | published on 2001-06-12

Oops!
by Ben Brown | published on 2001-06-13

Why I Won't Date Women I Met on the Internet Anymore
by James Stegall | published on 2001-06-14

Filler Friday: Fun With Finances
by Adam Mathes | published on 2001-06-15

The Answers
by J. R. Norton | published on 2001-06-18

The Sound of Computer Science
by James Stegall | published on 2001-06-19

What To Do If You Are Attacked By Ben Brown
by Wes Kiehnau | published on 2001-06-20

A Tasty Collection Of Tag Lines, One Of Which I Hope Is Used At The End Of This Piece
by Roger Naylor | published on 2001-06-21

SOME TIPS FOR NEW ZEALANDERS VISITING AMERICA.
by Katie Brockie | published on 2001-06-22

Postcard from PV
by James Stegall | published on 2001-06-25

Some Tips For Americans Visiting New Zealand
by Anna Wallace | published on 2001-06-26

The Anime Channel Presents: A Weather Update
by Jeb | published on 2001-06-27

I Walked Into The Mental Institution
by Malakai Kingston | published on 2001-06-28

Filler Friday: Whatever
by Adam Mathes | published on 2001-06-29

Once Again, Editorial Lazyness Disappoints The Masses
by Ben Brown | published on 2001-07-02

I Am a One Man Über
by Steven Maas | published on 2001-07-03

Sequels Always Make Money
by James Stegall | published on 2001-07-04

The Travel Log of Two Teenagers in Las Vegas
by Drew Swinburne | published on 2001-07-05

They Keep Calling Me
by Laura Roberts | published on 2001-07-06

Ani Moller: Aunty
by Ani Moller | published on 2001-07-09

Remembering Kaycee Nicole
by Chester Phillips | published on 2001-07-10

Chasing Gertrude
by James Stegall | published on 2001-07-11

The Travel Log Of Two Thirtysomethings In Las Vegas
by Roger Naylor | published on 2001-07-12

Filler Friday: Bippity Porno Bop!
by Adam Mathes | published on 2001-07-13

Mrs. Butterworth's Got Nothing on This
by Jinger Roy | published on 2001-07-16

Hey Faggot
by Jonathan Atkinson | published on 2001-07-17

What It's All About
by James Stegall | published on 2001-07-18

Are You Depressed? A Quiz (With Answers)
by Ben Brown | published on 2001-07-19

Intermission
by Ben Brown | published on 2001-07-20

Gone To The Shore
by Dennie B. Wendt | published on 2001-07-23

The Mexican Gringo Goes on a Pilgrimage
by Marcos Alvarado | published on 2001-07-24

The Brick: 1. Honesty
by James Stegall | published on 2001-07-25

On Thursday, The Editor Worked On Something Else
by Ben Brown | published on 2001-07-26

On Friday, The Editor Slept
by Ben Brown | published on 2001-07-27

An Open Letter To David Duchovny
by Liz Lopatto | published on 2001-07-30

How to Read Uber at Work
by David Rea | published on 2001-07-31

The Brick: 2. Handyman
by James Stegall | published on 2001-08-01

The New Vitamin
by Ben Brown | published on 2001-08-02

No Content Friday
by Ben Brown | published on 2001-08-03

The Bathroom Manoeuvre
by Ildiko Giczi | published on 2001-08-06

I Am The Village Barbarian
by Ben McFarland | published on 2001-08-07

The Brick: 3. Orders
by James Stegall | published on 2001-08-08

The Editor is Really Slacking
by Adam Mathes | published on 2001-08-09

Filler Friday: The News Still Sucks
by Adam Mathes | published on 2001-08-10

Why I'm Changing My Name to The Edge
by J. R. Norton | published on 2001-08-13

The Men Who Live Next Door To Me
by Eva Anderson | published on 2001-08-14

The Brick: 4. Purple
by James Stegall | published on 2001-08-15

Go Fish!
by Ben Brown | published on 2001-08-16

Filler Friday: Arch Enemies
by Adam Mathes | published on 2001-08-17

The Haha Whore
by Anthony Luckino | published on 2001-08-20

Tuesday
by ... | published on 2001-08-21

The Brick: 5. Rocks + Dreams
by James Stegall | published on 2001-08-22

Slackeroo
by Adam Mathes | published on 2001-08-23

Filler Friday: Regular My Ass
by Adam Mathes | published on 2001-08-24

My Dad Could Beat Up Eva Anderson's Dad, Even If He Was On Night Court
by Mark Anthony Carpenter | published on 2001-08-27

I Think We've Seen This One Before: A Critical Defense of Jem and the Holograms
by Kevin Fanning | published on 2001-08-28

The Brick: 6. Granny China
by James Stegall | published on 2001-08-29

How I Spent My Summer Rehab
by Roger Naylor | published on 2001-08-30

Filler Friday: Why We All Stopped reading Uber Months Ago
by Gregory Jay Mathes | published on 2001-08-31

A List Of Random, Unfunny P Words
by J. Marcos Alvarado | published on 2001-09-03

Maybe It's Just Too Deep For You
by D. G. Glasses | published on 2001-09-04

The Brick: 7. WWJD
by James Stegall | published on 2001-09-05

Filler Thursday
by Ben Brown | published on 2001-09-06

Not-So-Filling Friday
by Ben Brown | published on 2001-09-07

A Proposal for a Musical about an Italian-American Trying to Prove He's Related to Voltaire
by Dennie B. Wendt | published on 2001-09-10

Three Lists Regarding The Cranberry; Its Juice.
by Katelyn Boone | published on 2001-09-11

We're Sorry
by Ben Brown | published on 2001-09-12

...
by Ben Brown | published on 2001-09-13

...
by Ben Brown | published on 2001-09-14

A Way Back to School Special
by Dr. Joshua B. Gronsbell | published on 2001-09-17

Getting Back In Gear
by Ben Brown | published on 2001-09-18

The Brick: 8. Orange Doors
by James Stegall | published on 2001-09-19

General Letter to the After-Sexed
by Katelyn Boone | published on 2001-09-20

...
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What Would Jesus Do?
by Anthony Luckino | published on 2001-09-24

Vacation
by Ben Brown | published on 2001-09-25

Vacation
by Ben Brown | published on 2001-09-26

Vacation
by Ben Brown | published on 2001-09-27

Vacation
by Ben Brown | published on 2001-09-28

The Death Of A Generation
by Steve Maas | published on 2001-10-08

The Brick: 9. Turkey Baster
by James Stegall | published on 2001-10-09

Unplugged
by Ildiko Giczi | published on 2001-10-10

The Friendship Form Letter
by Adam Blodgett | published on 2001-10-11

Uber Land
by Ben Brown | published on 2001-10-12

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by Erik Harrison | published on 2001-10-15

The Scientific Method
by Liz Lopatto | published on 2001-10-16

The Brick 10. Embarcadero
by James Stegall | published on 2001-10-17

My Hobby
by Adam Blodgett | published on 2001-10-18

Dick Coluthon, Grammar Detective
by Katie Brockie | published on 2001-10-19

The Pain Of Awareness
by Ildiko Giczi | published on 2001-10-22

Oops!
by Ben Brown | published on 2001-10-23

The Brocolli Variations
by Liz Lopatto | published on 2001-10-24

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by Adam Friedman | published on 2001-10-25

The Brick: 11. Alarm Clocks
by James Stegall | published on 2001-10-26

The Uber Recipe of the Week: Chicken-Egg Muffin Sandwich for College Students
by David Rea | published on 2001-10-29

Biting The Bunny
by Carrie Godwin | published on 2001-10-30

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Notes From NaNoWriMo Day 1
by Ben Brown | published on 2001-11-01

The Brick: 12. Freaks of the Industry
by James Stegall | published on 2001-11-02

How to talk trash to "Team Poop"
by Darrell Stephenson | published on 2001-11-05

I Could Have Been The World's Best Bongo-er
by Anthony Luckino | published on 2001-11-06

Public Service Announcement
by Liz Lopatto | published on 2001-11-07

When Stegall Visits
by Ben Brown | published on 2001-11-08

The Brick: 13. Explanations
by James Stegall | published on 2001-11-10

Frankenstein's Dilemma
by B. Dooley | published on 2001-11-12

My First Pornographic Experience
by Ildiko Giczi | published on 2001-11-13

Inspiring Quotations from Satan in John Milton's Paradise Lost
by Liz Lopatto | published on 2001-11-14

The Editor's Father Has Anthrax
by Ben Brown | published on 2001-11-15

The Editor Is Under Water
by Ben Brown | published on 2001-11-16

The Brick: 14. Jenny's Story
by James Stegall | published on 2001-11-19

The HMO
by Wendy Tanzer | published on 2001-11-20

The People That Are Going to Hell
by Liz Lopatto | published on 2001-11-21

Happy Turkey
by Ben Brown | published on 2001-11-22

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Captain Crank
by Eva Anderson | published on 2001-11-26

Entrapment
by Ildiko Giczi | published on 2001-11-27

John Paul
by Liz Lopatto | published on 2001-11-28

Help For Socially Clueless Cellphone Owners
by Derek Powazek | published on 2001-11-29

Brick 15: Flavinesque
by James Stegall | published on 2001-11-30

Captain Crank, Chapter Two
by Eva Anderson | published on 2001-12-03

Bitter Waiter Haikus
by B. Dooley | published on 2001-12-04

Tis The Season
by Liz Lopatto | published on 2001-12-05

The Racer
by Ildiko Giczi | published on 2001-12-06

What Is That Thing?
by Ben Brown | published on 2001-12-07

Captain Crank, Part 3
by Eva Anderson | published on 2001-12-10

Hack Rips Off Web Site, Is Published
by Erik Harrison | published on 2001-12-11

I Control The Weather
by Gary Smith | published on 2001-12-12

The Brick 16: Jenny's Keds
by James Stegall | published on 2001-12-13

A Brush With My Crush
by Ildiko Giczi | published on 2001-12-14

New Game in Town
by James Stegall | published on 2001-12-17

Mrs. Bronsiski's Love Letter
by C. Dixon | published on 2001-12-18

What the man walking beside me said
by Clarence | published on 2001-12-19

Goldilocks and the Three Bears
by Sarah Whitley | published on 2001-12-20

My Cats Are Gay
by Clarence Davison | published on 2001-12-21

A Holiday Gift from Über
by James Stegall | published on 2001-12-24

Happy Holidays From Über
by James Stegall | published on 2001-12-25

Sexy Techsan Answers Your Holiday Questions!
by Erik Harrison | published on 2001-12-26

Jiggle Bells
by Ildiko Giczi | published on 2001-12-27

A Message for ePimps
by So New Media | published on 2001-12-28

Fanfare for the Common Man
by Chris Dixon | published on 2001-12-31

Conclusions Drawn From The First-Viewed Film Of 2002, Kevin Smith's Fine 2nd Effort Mallrats
by James Stegall | published on 2002-01-01

Catalina: A Story Of Betrayal, Kinky Sex And Evil Teddy Bears
by Liz Clark | published on 2002-01-02

Hats Off to Judith Wortham!
by Sarah Whitely | published on 2002-01-03

Editorial Footnotes
by James Stegall | published on 2002-01-04

My Piece of Lemon Meringue Pie Was a Terrible Disappointment
by John Leigh | published on 2002-01-06

Return To Normalcy
by Ben Brown | published on 2002-01-07

The Ben Brown Show
by Ben Brown | published on 2002-01-08

Dave Thomas, You Bastard!
by Ben Brown | published on 2002-01-09

My Paper on King Lear: Screw You, Professor Smith
by F. Amelia Howes | published on 2002-01-10

Nobel Price Hopeful
by Wes Kiehnau | published on 2002-01-11

Mad Dog
by Darrell Stephenson | published on 2002-01-14

Oops!
by Ben Brown | published on 2002-01-15

Judge Judy Inspires Me
by Shawn Samac | published on 2002-01-16

The American Tragedy
by Danny Gibson | published on 2002-01-17

Dialogue Of The Last People On Earth
by Wes Kiehnau | published on 2002-01-18

The First Portrait of William Shakespeare
by Darrell Stephenson | published on 2002-01-21

The Storm
by Ildiko Giczi | published on 2002-01-22

Wednesday Filler
by Ben Brown | published on 2002-01-23

On Being Published In Uber
by Shawn Samac | published on 2002-01-24

Liz Is On The Rebound
by James Stegall | published on 2002-01-25

The Death Of A Braincell
by Laura Roberts | published on 2002-01-28

Writing For Uber is a Cinch
by Sherwyn Spencer | published on 2002-01-29

Getting Down To (Potty) Business
by Ildiko Giczi | published on 2002-01-30

...
by Ben Brown | published on 2002-01-31

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by Ben Brown | published on 2002-02-01

The Grocery Store of Hell
by Zach Scott | published on 2002-02-04

Dominance! Dominance! Freedom!
by F. Amelia Howes | published on 2002-02-05

The Return Of The List
by Shawn Samac | published on 2002-02-06

I Blame Dave
by Matt Hill | published on 2002-02-07

A Bi Is Just A Bi
by Lyssa Friedman | published on 2002-02-08

Terror on Purple Shuttle 2
by C. O'Neill | published on 2002-02-11

Sexual Confusion: Delicious!
by Alyssa Bug | published on 2002-02-12

You Too Shall Bow
by Matt Hill | published on 2002-02-13

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by Shawn Samac | published on 2002-02-14

"Key Word" Auctions Use Internet to Traffic Drugs
by James Stegall | published on 2002-02-15

Virus Names That Bring a Smile to the Faces of Even the Most Jaded Virologists
by Peter Olson | published on 2002-02-25

El Gringo de la Revolucion
by Josh Gronsbell | published on 2002-02-26

Guns For Tots
by Shawn Samac | published on 2002-02-27

Optipessimism
by Hunter Hohlfeld | published on 2002-02-28

The Toothbrush Portent
by C. ONeill | published on 2002-03-01

EBooks Are Trendy
by Nick Richards | published on 2002-03-04

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by Hunter Hohlfeld | published on 2002-03-05

Come See Us At SXSW
by Ben Brown | published on 2002-03-06

Which is Better?
by Wes Kiehnua | published on 2002-03-07

Uber Vacation
by Ben Brown | published on 2002-03-28

The Return Of Andrea Spencer
by Andrea Spencer | published on 2002-04-08

Letter to John Cusack (Dakota Smith)
by Katelyn Boone | published on 2002-04-09

How Anne Punished Her Ex-Boyfriend
by James Stegall | published on 2002-04-10

The Moment Of Truth
by Ildiko Giczi | published on 2002-04-11

BUSINESS AS USUAL: A One Act Play About Work
by Liz Lopatto | published on 2002-04-12

Web Of Tragedy
by Ben Brown | published on 2002-04-15

Better Left Unsaid — A Short Scene
by Josh Gronsbell | published on 2002-04-16

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by Jamie Allen | published on 2002-04-17

NO ’KID’DING!
by Ildiko Giczi | published on 2002-04-18

My Father, The Psychologist
by Liz Lopatto | published on 2002-04-19

Complaints Department
by Ben Brown | published on 2002-04-23

New Airport Security Guidelines
by Jamie Allen | published on 2002-04-24

A Story About Turtles
by Michael Foody | published on 2002-04-25

An Important Historical Episode
by James Stegall | published on 2002-04-26

A Modest Proposal
by Liz Lopatto | published on 2002-04-29

The Book
by Alex Ayers | published on 2002-04-30

Writer's Market: Literary Magazines Section: Page 322
by Jamie Allen | published on 2002-05-01

List of, Alternately, Odd Snack Foods I Enjoy and Things About Which I Am Indignant
by Frank Duchossois | published on 2002-05-02

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by Kathleen Davis | published on 2002-05-03

AeroCapitalism: The Real Reasons We Fly
by Brian Ames | published on 2002-05-06

Break-Up Rules, Part 1
by C. O'Neill | published on 2002-05-09

Conversation With Highway Patrolman
by Malcolm McLean | published on 2002-05-10

Ten Especially Dumb Things I've Done In My Feckless Youth
by Misty S. Boyer | published on 2002-05-13

The Executioner
by Liz Lopatto | published on 2002-05-14

Shut Up Stupid...I'm Trying to Watch Masterpiece Theater You Moron
by Frank Duchossois | published on 2002-05-15

Brothers, Episode 1
by Ben Brown | published on 2002-05-16

Episode II, A Brief Review
by Ben Brown | published on 2002-05-17

Band Bitch: An Indispensable Primer for the Devoted Female Fan
by Sara Lavin | published on 2002-05-20

How To Date A Celebrity
by Sara Harmon | published on 2002-05-20

The Case
by Liz Lopatto | published on 2002-05-21

Haxored
by Ben Brown | published on 2002-05-23

How to Date a Celebrity
by Sara Harmon | published on 2002-05-24

Episode II: A Brief Review
by Ben Brown | published on 2002-05-26

Haxored
by Ben Brown | published on 2002-05-26

Band Bitch: An Indispensable Primer for the Devoted Female Fan
by Sara Lavin | published on 2002-05-26

The Case
by Liz Lopatto | published on 2002-05-26

Montana Bound, Part 1.
by Bo Holguin | published on 2002-05-27

Water, Water Everywhere
by Mike Sobczak | published on 2002-05-29

Brainwashee or Brainwasher? Which One Are You?
by Kathleen Davis | published on 2002-05-30

Über Stole My Nickname: A Letter
by Julie Sicrom | published on 2002-05-31

Montana Bound, Part 2.
by Bo Holguin | published on 2002-06-03

Three Conversations I Wish I'd Have With My Dog
by Jamie Allen | published on 2002-06-04

Notable Reflections Of Mr. Johnson's Household Furnishings
by Misty S. Boyer | published on 2002-06-05

Short Story Ideas Deemed Too Obvious To Actually Write
by Ben Brown & Intern Amy | published on 2002-06-06

Short List Of Things
by Kathleen Davis | published on 2002-06-07

Some Suggestions
by Ben Brown | published on 2002-06-07

My Brother, the Mexicans, and a Magnet
by F. Amelia Howes | published on 2002-06-08

Time for your pills, Andy, Part 1
by Ame Rainey | published on 2002-06-11

Montana Bound, Part 3.
by Bo Holguin | published on 2002-06-12

Three Reasons I Feel Fine
by Jamie Allen | published on 2002-06-13

Giving some guy a hand job
by Adam Blodgett | published on 2002-06-14

Adventures After Midnight in the 'Peg, Part 2
by Fraser Tingle | published on 2002-06-14

The Commencement Speech
by Frank Duchossois | published on 2002-06-17

Time for your pills, Andy, Part 2
by Ame Rainey | published on 2002-06-18

Adventures After Midnight in the 'Peg, Part 1
by Fraser Tingle | published on 2002-06-19

Great Marketing Suggestions for Mattel: Orthodox Jew Barbie
by Dee Dee Peel | published on 2002-06-20

An Open Letter to Neal Pollack, American Folk Hero
by Jamie Allen | published on 2002-06-21

Time for your pills, Andy, Part 3
by Ame Rainey | published on 2002-06-25

How To Be The Cousin Of An Internet Rockstar
by Bonnie Brown | published on 2002-06-26

Today, June 27, 2002, I Am 27 Years Old
by James Stegall | published on 2002-06-27

Don't Trust Entertainment Tonight!
by Jeffrey R. Dross | published on 2002-06-28

Do bad poets just need therapy?
by Kathleen Davis | published on 2002-07-01

Time for your pills, Andy, Part 4
by Ame Rainey | published on 2002-07-02

HALT! Day 1
by Joey Comeau | published on 2002-07-03

Halt! Day 2
by Joey Comeau | published on 2002-07-04

Halt! Day 3
by Joey Comeau | published on 2002-07-05

I Am In Love With Del
by Donnie Boman | published on 2002-07-08

Montana Bound, Part 4.
by Bo Holguin | published on 2002-07-09

A Warning
by Ame Rainey | published on 2002-07-10

Make It Bacon
by Joey Comeau | published on 2002-07-11

Time for your pills, Andy, Part 5
by Ame Rainey | published on 2002-07-15

Objects Are Closer Than They Appear
by Henry Porter | published on 2002-07-16

Warning: Spoiler Ahead
by Magdalen Powers | published on 2002-07-18

Filler Friday: Animals That Should Be Extinct
by Adam Mathes | published on 2002-07-19

Skating
by James Stegall | published on 2002-07-22

The Philosopher's Daughter
by F. Amelia Howes | published on 2002-07-23

Library Love
by Laura J Nesson | published on 2002-07-24

Black Tofu
by Tiberius OsBurn | published on 2002-07-25

The Harry Bible
by Nathan Klose | published on 2002-07-26

Seattle
by Olav Rokne | published on 2002-07-29

Time for your pills, Andy, Part 6
by Ame Rainey | published on 2002-07-30

Insane People Who Visit The Library
by A Frustrated Librarian | published on 2002-07-31

Hexed
by Claudia Pierce | published on 2002-08-01

Robotic Spam Poetry, An Academic Paper
by Ben Brown | published on 2002-08-02

And today, I am no longer jail-bait
by Ame Rainey | published on 2002-08-05

How Amy and I Found a Home in New York City
by J. Daniel Janzen | published on 2002-08-07

Score At All?
by Ben Brown | published on 2002-08-08

Schrödingers Cat Re-examined
by Dennis DiClaudio | published on 2002-08-09

Oh, Canada!
by James Billingsley | published on 2002-08-12

Hole Improvements: A Navel Play in One Act
by David Jasper | published on 2002-08-13

Time for your pills, Andy, Part 7
by Ame Rainey | published on 2002-08-14

Real Restaurant Ads Gone Terribly Wrong
by J.R. Norton | published on 2002-08-16

Love Advice From a Duck
by Dennis DiClaudio | published on 2002-08-19

Either/Or
by Claire Zulkey | published on 2002-08-20

How I Met My Boyfriend in a Liquor Store
by C. O'Neill | published on 2002-08-21

It's Not My Fault
by Donnie Boman | published on 2002-08-22

Surefire Sequels from the Film Psychic
by David Barringer | published on 2002-08-23

Peeing Like A Boy
by Amanda Newman | published on 2002-08-24

How Not to Get a Job at Apple
by Adam Guttentag | published on 2002-08-26

The Perilous Popcorn Man
by Jonathon Michals | published on 2002-08-27

The Angriest Poem
by C. O'Neill | published on 2002-08-28

The Best Suicide Poem in the World
by Nathan Klose | published on 2002-08-29

Disturbing the Peace
by F. Amelia Howes | published on 2002-08-30

Time for your pills, Andy, Part 8
by Ame Rainey | published on 2002-09-02

Why Über Was Not Updated
by Nathan Klose | published on 2002-09-03

Motivate This!
by Ben Brown | published on 2002-09-04

REJECTED: Dave Jasper
by Dave Jasper | published on 2002-09-05

My Near Miss With A Wacko Cult
by Jon Mendini | published on 2002-09-06

Being Rude In German
by Bonnie Brown | published on 2002-09-09

Now Don't You Go And Bitch 'bout Age, You Hear?
by Nathan Klose | published on 2002-09-10

Things to do on September 11, 2002
by Adam Guttentag | published on 2002-09-11

Political Artist
by Donnie Boman | published on 2002-09-13

The Chocolate War
by Adam Guttentag | published on 2002-09-16

The Cephalopod Uprising
by Ben Brown | published on 2002-09-17

It Was The Salmon Mousse
by Ben Brown | published on 2002-09-20

Time for your pills, Andy, Part 9
by Ame Rainey | published on 2002-09-23

Inside My Head
by Ryan Suther | published on 2002-09-25

Supersized #2 Extra Value Meal
by Karl Fucci | published on 2002-09-26

Oral Sex Inequities
by Dylan Reeve | published on 2002-09-27

EXCERPTED OBSCENE CALLS TO ANDROGYNOUSLY NAMED MEN
by Dave Jasper | published on 2002-09-30

Cunnilingus: Conjugated
by Ben Brown | published on 2002-10-01

Seppuku for the Academic Soul: 7 Haikus
by Jay Shao | published on 2002-10-02

Damn, I’m Still Alive!
by Vanessa Morsse | published on 2002-10-03

Declaration Of Rutledge
by David Rutledge | published on 2002-10-07

Fan It Up
by Ben Brown | published on 2002-10-08

New Instant Messenger Acronyms
by Lindsay Robertson and Claire Zulkey | published on 2002-10-09

Channeling a dead poet
by Brian Melamed | published on 2002-10-09

Socialism
by Donnie Boman | published on 2002-10-10

Time for your pills, Andy, Part 10
by Ame Rainey | published on 2002-10-14

Fan It Up: The Results
by Ben Brown | published on 2002-10-15

Twenty-Five Useful Translations In Five European Countries: A Travelogue
by David Rutledge | published on 2002-10-16

Thank You For Your Submission
by David Barringer | published on 2002-10-17

Pizza What?
by Miles Rausch | published on 2002-10-18

Some of a conversation with my friend Jim
by Donnie Boman | published on 2002-10-21

Fall Fund Raiser
by Ben Brown | published on 2002-10-22

Time for your pills, Andy, Part 11
by Ame Rainey | published on 2002-10-23

Petty Acts Of Literary Sabotage: I
by L.J. Janowski | published on 2002-10-24

Bejeezus
by Greg Turner | published on 2002-10-25

16 Meditations on a $1 COKE WHORE
by J. R. Norton | published on 2002-10-28

Knock On Wood?
by Steve Park | published on 2002-10-29

Operation: Green Apple Cigarettes
by James Stegall | published on 2002-10-30

Happy Halloween!
by Ben Brown | published on 2002-10-31

Über Über
by Simrita Shaheed | published on 2002-11-01

Roger and Me
by Shya Scanlon | published on 2002-11-04

Freneticism
by Laura Joldersma | published on 2002-11-05

Über Traffic And Weather Report
by Steve Park | published on 2002-11-07

Vomit or Vomick?
by Donnie Boman | published on 2002-11-11

The Corruption Of Career Day
by Laura Joldersma | published on 2002-11-12

Survey Says!
by Marley Monk | published on 2002-11-13

Ode To A Robot
by Paul Garner | published on 2002-11-14

Dick and Bush
by Adam Blodgett | published on 2002-11-15

All-About-You-Quiz: Slut, Whore or Lame-o?
by Claire Zulkey | published on 2002-11-18

Fight Female Mass
by Laura Joldersma | published on 2002-11-19

Taking The Week Off
by Ben Brown | published on 2002-11-21

Dial W for Whatever
by Fraser Tingle | published on 2002-11-25

The Literary Orgy
by Laura Joldersma | published on 2002-11-26

Review of My Neighbor’s Teenage Son’s House Party
by Christopher Monks | published on 2002-12-02

Upon The Completion Of My First Novel
by Laura Joldersma | published on 2002-12-03

Thanks for the Advice
by Dennis DiClaudio | published on 2002-12-04

Teeth Klensched, Mouth Agape
by Greg Turner | published on 2002-12-06

Reality Suspended: Shoplifting
by Laura Joldersma | published on 2002-12-10

Other Things Trent Lott May or May Not Regret Saying
by Christopher Monks | published on 2002-12-11

This Is The Advice You Need
by Steve Delahoyde | published on 2002-12-12

13 Things I Could Do If There's A Transit Strike In New York
by Marley Monk | published on 2002-12-13

Gay People vs. Religious Fundamentalists
by Michael Alan Haley | published on 2002-12-16

Reality Suspended: The Joy Of Snow
by Laura Joldersma | published on 2002-12-17

X-Mas Lights
by Steve Park | published on 2002-12-18

An Open Letter Of Apology To Namibia
by Michael Alan Haley | published on 2002-12-19

Communications Manager
by Joey Mitchell Comeau | published on 2002-12-23

Reality Suspended: Christmas
by Laura Joldersma | published on 2002-12-24

An Amusing Internet List!!!
by Gilyan Merry | published on 2002-12-26

Ring In The New Year
by Marley Monk | published on 2002-12-27

Life Insurance Verification
by Joey Mitchell Comeau | published on 2002-12-30

How To Not Smuggle Monkeys
by Steve Park | published on 2003-01-02

A Year To Learn
by S.J. McSamac | published on 2003-01-03

The Horror Of Boobies.php
by Laura Joldersma | published on 2003-01-07

What Do I Do Now?
by Marley Monk | published on 2003-01-09

A Very Personalized Education
by Michael Alan Haley | published on 2003-01-10

My Top Ten CDs of the Year That I've Rarely Listened To
by Christopher Monks | published on 2003-01-13

Chicken Soup For The Flawless Soul
by Laura Joldersma | published on 2003-01-14

While Under the Influence of Alchohol
by Michael Alan Haley | published on 2003-01-16

A Repulsive Regulation
by Steve Park | published on 2003-01-17

Goodbye, High School!
by Laura Joldersma | published on 2003-01-21

Things I Did With My Latest Unemployment Check, Las Vegas Edition: An Anecdotal Accounting
by Mark Lisanti | published on 2003-01-22

Nervous Preparations
by Ben Brown | published on 2003-01-23

A PISSY VIRGIN'S RESPONSES TO ELVIS SONGS
by Laura Joldersma | published on 2003-01-28

Uber TV: Grotto Dildo
by Ben Brown | published on 2003-01-29

The Second-Worst Thing About Hitler
by Josh Abraham | published on 2003-01-31

THE HELP WANTED ADS I WISH I COULD FIND
by Duncan Birmingham | published on 2003-02-03

Where Were You When The Columbia Was Lost?
by Laura Joldersma | published on 2003-02-04

I Worked for a Temp Agency
by Mark Anthony Carpenter | published on 2003-02-07

Dear Michael Jackson
by Laura Joldersma | published on 2003-02-11

The Actual, Completely True History of Valentine's Day (Give or Take a Fact or Two)
by Eric Spitznagel | published on 2003-02-13

The Valentine’s Day Card Massacre
by Christopher Monks | published on 2003-02-14

MY GRANDPA'S BIG FAT BIRTHDAY PARTY
by Laura Joldersma | published on 2003-03-04

In Like A Lion
by Pierre Cavanaugh | published on 2003-03-05

My third trip to Human Resources
by Steve Park | published on 2003-03-06

Upcoming Über Staff Appearances
by Ben Brown | published on 2003-03-07

Sid Vicious — Friend and Collaborator
by Rob Curran | published on 2003-03-10

Lessons Jack Beuer Taught Me
by Miles Rausch | published on 2003-03-17

Stealing The Laptop
by Laura Joldersma | published on 2003-03-18

Introducing BlogEditor - Your Route to Writing Success
by Lauri Apple | published on 2003-03-19

Study Ties Employment to Mediocrity, Lowered Libido
by Paine Modor | published on 2003-03-20

Unemployment, My Ex
by Laura Joldersma | published on 2003-03-26

The New Deal
by Eva Anderson | published on 2003-03-28

Antichrist: Bush vs. Hussein
by Laura Joldersma | published on 2003-04-01

Three (3) Stories
by Heath Row | published on 2003-04-02

FBI Audition Tape #1 - Greenbough
by Matt Roden | published on 2003-04-07

A girl who wears combat boots
by John Laffler | published on 2003-04-09

Regime Change
by Ben Brown | published on 2003-04-10

Secretary To Her Boss
by Jason Crain | published on 2003-04-14

The Health Heroine
by Laura Joldersma | published on 2003-04-15

Can't You Support My Efforts Toward World Domination?
by Ray Stillman | published on 2003-04-21

The Girl in the Squeaky Shoes
by Laura Joldersma | published on 2003-04-22

Time for your pills, Andy, Part 12
by Ame Rainey | published on 2003-05-12

PUTTING THE "LOVE" IN "ULTIMATE FRISBEE"
by Laura Joldersma | published on 2003-05-13

Mona's House
by Jon Leon | published on 2003-05-14

Saving Private Simon
by James Stegall | published on 2003-05-19

A Boy Who Wears Briefs
by Elizabeth Ellen | published on 2003-05-22

Guide to Common Household Items
by Karl Lintvedt | published on 2003-05-23

Guide to Common Household Items
by KARL LINTVEDT | published on 2003-05-23

My first pathetic attempt to win the love of Laura Joldersma.
by Jon Mendini | published on 2003-05-26

An Interview with the Angriest Author in the World
by Alan C. Baird | published on 2003-05-27

Mötley Crüe and the Avant-Garde
by Jason DeBoer | published on 2003-05-29

Ten Things I Hypothetically Hate About You
by Laura Golembiewski | published on 2003-06-02

Smoking Against Terror
by Steve Fromtling | published on 2003-06-03

Personal Ads For Assholes
by Ben Brown | published on 2003-06-09

Why The Fuck Are There Über Personals?
by Adam Mathes | published on 2003-06-10

No Jailbait Here
by Ame Rainey | published on 2003-06-11

Sexually Transmitted Diseases of Mass Destruction
by Steve Park | published on 2003-06-16

48 Hours of Pain and Panic
by Dylan Reeve | published on 2003-06-18

Christopher Monks is awesome
by Christopher Monks | published on 2003-06-19

Study Ties Employment to Mediocrity, Lowered Libido
by Paine Modor | published on 2003-06-20

The Adam Mathes Makeover Fund
by Ben Brown | published on 2003-06-23

Dirty Cops, Pedestrian Deaths, and Other Reasons to Make Detroit Your Summer Getaway!
by Paine Modor | published on 2003-06-24

Michael Savage’s Celebrity Trial
by Rob Curran | published on 2003-06-25

TODAY I AM 28
by James Stegall | published on 2003-06-27

The Legacy
by J. Daniel Janzen | published on 2003-06-30

Reminders
by Ben Brown | published on 2003-07-01

How to Coax a Telemarketer Into Dating You
by Henry Ellister | published on 2003-07-02

Bachelor Beef
by Jamie Allen | published on 2003-07-07

Multi-media Week, Day 1: Ben Brown Reads
by Ben Brown | published on 2003-07-14

Multi-media Week, Day 2: The Dakota Smith
by Ben Brown | published on 2003-07-15

Multi-media Week, Day 3: Adam Mathes Makeover Preparations
by Ben Brown | published on 2003-07-16

Multi-media Week, Day 4: The Adam Mathes Makeover
by Ben Brown | published on 2003-07-18

Pirate Fever
by Ben Brown | published on 2003-07-23

Jim vs USPS
by Jim Bishop | published on 2003-07-24

The McSweeney's Alf-Hating Conspiracy
by Scott Tomford | published on 2003-07-25

Dave Writes A Story
by Chelsea Lowe | published on 2003-07-29

Ben Brown Is A Water Sales Scout
by Dee Dee Peel | published on 2003-07-31

A Story About A Parking Ticket
by Eric Wrisley | published on 2003-08-01

Kids love the Bill Gates question
by Steve Park | published on 2003-08-01

Objects Thrown Into My Open Fan And What Happened Thereafter
by Scott Tomford | published on 2003-08-04

Where's Saddam?
by Ben Brown | published on 2003-08-05

RE: AND TODAY, I AM NO LONGER JAIL-BAIT
by Ame Rainey | published on 2003-08-06

Useful Phrases, Poorly Translated into German
by James Stegall | published on 2003-08-15

Five Head Pieces
by Dee Dee Peel | published on 2003-08-19

The Über Promotion Machine Presents:
by James Stegall | published on 2003-09-02

The Continuing Rampage of the Über Promotion Machine!!
by James Stegall | published on 2003-09-11

Test Man's New Gig
by Steve Park | published on 2003-09-15

The Uber novel: an Uber comeback
by Dee Dee Peel | published on 2003-11-03

Cucumber
by Paul Garner | published on 2003-11-04

SOMEWHERE BETWEEN...
by Marley Monk | published on 2003-11-05

Opinions
by Cody Powell | published on 2003-11-06

My older younger brother
by Dennis Diclaudio | published on 2003-11-07

I was murdered by a man in a leather jacket
by Jon Leon | published on 2003-11-11

Humanophobia
by Graham Smith | published on 2003-11-12

2 Conversations with Uma
by Pippin Barr | published on 2003-11-13

The Happy Existentialist
by Jeremy Richards | published on 2003-11-14

Banana Republic
by Ronda Cooper | published on 2003-11-17

2 poems: Geisha and First Kiss of Rain
by Katarina Konkoly | published on 2003-11-18

Double shot Wednesday: mail
by Siddharth Sriram and Paul Garner | published on 2003-11-19

Snippets of Overheard/Misheard Conversations
by Dan Burt | published on 2003-11-20

Enter the wombat
by Marley Monk | published on 2003-11-21

Pump, Snort and Milky Reillys
by George W. Bush and Bill O'Reilly | published on 2003-11-25

King of the Squirrels
by Adam Maxwell | published on 2003-12-02

Do you recall your first time?
by Steve Park | published on 2003-12-03

The Grocery Store
by Karen Ashburner | published on 2003-12-04

The With Of And
by Dameon Azmuth | published on 2003-12-05

Adolescent Death
by Ronda Cooper | published on 2003-12-08

Call and Response
by Kevin Hale | published on 2003-12-09

Graham
by Kevin Hale | published on 2003-12-10

This is only the beginning
by Steven Coy | published on 2003-12-11

Plum Puddin, Apples
by Jason Norvein Wachtelhausen | published on 2003-12-12

Saddam Does TV
by Graham Smith | published on 2003-12-15

2004
by Dee Dee Peel | published on 2003-12-16

The Secret Audio Track Of The Saddam Capture Video
by Ben Brown | published on 2003-12-17

Be gone demons!
by Saddam Hussein | published on 2003-12-18

The Zombies
by Jared Hegwood | published on 2003-12-19

New Year's Resolutions
by Steve Park | published on 2004-01-05

Better Late Than Never
by Graham Ross Smith | published on 2004-01-07

The Master Of Multiple-Choice Meandering
by Marley Monk | published on 2004-01-08

Kung fu suicide
by Tao Lin | published on 2004-01-09

How to Become Temp Office Worker of the Month
by Saundra Sorenson | published on 2004-01-12

There shall be No More Catapults in the Lunch Room
by Fred Stutzman | published on 2004-01-13

Open letter to a book that everyone loves but that I just can't get into
by Aaron Burch | published on 2004-01-14

Green Point Honky Tonking
by Kevin Kinsella | published on 2004-01-15

I Married a Yeti
by Dave Clapper | published on 2004-01-16

What Literature has Taught Me
by Tobias Seamon | published on 2004-01-20

The Goatee Project
by Eric Wrisley | published on 2004-01-21

Google
by Tao Lin | published on 2004-01-22

Donnie the deer
by Keir Moreano | published on 2004-01-23

It's Bitter Cold (or, Why I Want To Bang Alexandra Steele, Travel Correspondent for the Weather Channel)
by Geoff Wolinetz | published on 2004-01-26

A Letter to a Prospective Employer
by Julianne Flynn | published on 2004-01-27

How to Make It Big-Time in Hollywood
by Josh Abraham | published on 2004-01-29

Becoming Pasha Malla
by Victor Lembrey | published on 2004-02-02

Dee Dee Peel is dead
by Dee Dee Peel | published on 2004-02-03

Becoming Victor Lembrey Becoming Pasha Malla
by Darby Larson | published on 2004-02-04

Becoming Graham Smith Becoming More Confused
by Graham Smith | published on 2004-02-05

In Praise of the Real Graham Smith; and, a note from the editor
by Robert McEvily | published on 2004-02-06

Notes I've Left on My Kitchen Appliances as Written by My Kitchen Appliances
by Christopher Monks | published on 2004-02-09

Storm ceremony
by Jason Norvein Wachtelhausen | published on 2004-02-10

Annoyingly Inconvenient Cell Phone Dead Zones I Have Encountered
by Richard Grayson | published on 2004-02-11

On Sidewalks
by James Stegall | published on 2004-02-12

Cellular SMS message guidelines for Valentine's Day
by Steve Park | published on 2004-02-13

These Honored Dead
by Graham Ross Smith | published on 2004-02-16

Upon having biked across the United States
by Luke Vermeulen | published on 2004-02-18

The Rag in Rock
by Leonard Pierce | published on 2004-02-23

Happy Mardi Gras
by Donnie Boman | published on 2004-02-24

The Grand Babeuf
by Jon Leon | published on 2004-02-25

Cellphones as used by egotistic jackasses in public: an allegory
by Francis Woodhouse | published on 2004-02-26

A friend of a friend
by Craig Kirchner | published on 2004-02-27

Alex Peraza's review of Mel Gibson's The Passion Of the Christ
by Alex Peraza | published on 2004-03-01

Sick and tired of Dragon Tales
by Steve Park | published on 2004-03-02

Drop the Gavel!
by Taura Lynn Colbert | published on 2004-03-04

2 short IM conversations
by Tom Pounder | published on 2004-03-05

Dear Stephen Riggio
by Richard Grayson | published on 2004-03-08

Pat, What Were You Thinking?
by Heather Hadar Sayfan | published on 2004-03-09

Wrisley Wednesday
by Eric Wrisley | published on 2004-03-10

A listing of 13 things thought by cows and where they thought them
by Nick Dey | published on 2004-03-11

On Trying to Find A Rock Concert in the Middle of Nowhere
by Sujit S. Datta | published on 2004-03-12

Lost in Texas
by Donnie Boman | published on 2004-03-16

Green food coloring
by Uber | published on 2004-03-17

The Profound Blinking Piece (And A Word About Blinkism)
by Louise Jackson | published on 2004-03-18

Sleep Paralysis
by Rod Garrett | published on 2004-03-19

Political Monday
by Steve Park, Graham Ross Smith, Bill Walton, Donnie Boman | published on 2004-03-22

Calling Mort Deadguy and Survival Horror
by Dave Przybysz | published on 2004-03-23

Fifteen thoughts about Bruce Lee's Enter the Dragon
by Ricky Garni | published on 2004-03-24

Pardo
by Nicanor Garcia | published on 2004-03-26

Bride of Raindog: My love affair with Tom Waits
by Saundra Sorenson | published on 2004-03-29

The French Conscription
by Michael Fowler | published on 2004-03-30

DIY Enema
by Bryan Johnson | published on 2004-03-31

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Better Than ‘Cats’
by Ellen Meister | published on 2004-04-07

KLEENROX
by Kevin O'Cuinn | published on 2004-04-08

The Candles are on the Cake
by Sean Ferrell | published on 2004-04-09

Chicks
by S.E. Shepherd | published on 2004-04-12

The Trades, A Fan's Blow-by-Blow Account
by Michael Fowler | published on 2004-04-13

Alice's Elastic, Hopalong McGee & The Russian Fairy
by Benjamin Graber | published on 2004-04-14

Why I fucking hate liars
by Blaine Billingsley | published on 2004-04-15

Iraqi Regime Members Who Didn't Make the Death Pack
by James Stegall | published on 2004-04-16

Failed Scholarship Application
by John Laffler | published on 2004-04-17

Life without consequence: an interview with Maxim Galway
by Jon Leon | published on 2004-04-26

Hey Joe!
by Daniel Brian Abbey | published on 2004-04-27

Dreams About Girls and How It's Weird Afterwards When You See The Girl of Which the Said Dream Was About
by Blaine Billingsley | published on 2004-04-28

3 pieces to make up for our sporadic posting schedule and to round out April
by Patricia Parkinson, Dameon Azmuth, Robin Slick | published on 2004-04-30

A Comparison of Deng Xiaoping and John Travolta, Written on the Eve of Deng Xiaoping’s Death in 1997 and Rejected Soon Thereafter by the Now Defunct Spy Magazine
by Jay Wexler | published on 2004-05-03

The Toilet: a play (two scenes and very little drama)
by Jensen Whelan | published on 2004-05-04

Jason P. Takes the SAT While Receiving Oral Sex
by Michael Fowler | published on 2004-05-06

Uber in Context
by Donnie Boman | published on 2004-05-10

Easy guidelines for music store customers (+ Uber in context controversy?)
by Ben Rohrbaugh | published on 2004-05-11

Writing Like A Wimp
by Anthony Hall | published on 2004-05-12

A Bankruptcy article filled with famous quotes and people
by Robert Sneed | published on 2004-05-13

Snapshots of Clarice Gillenhall and Marcel Fuentes
by Jon Leon | published on 2004-05-14

They Unplugged Me on August 22 at 6:00 a.m.
by Elizabeth P. Glixman | published on 2004-05-17

Über exclusive: Interview with Mike Tyson
by Steve Park | published on 2004-05-18

a little note on simultaneous submissions
by Über | published on 2004-05-20

Wow.
by Über | published on 2004-05-21

4 Years!
by Über | published on 2004-05-22

Alien Porn
by Michael Fowler | published on 2004-05-24

Dunderhead
by Kevin O'Cuinn | published on 2004-05-25

Email Message: Erect Elk, Do It With An Elk
by Julie Shapiro | published on 2004-05-26

Upon investigating the melodramatic tendencies of TV theme songs
by Rob Theakston | published on 2004-05-27

Naming a new cabinet
by Richard Grayson | published on 2004-06-03

Submission Guidelines
by Michael Fowler | published on 2004-06-04

The Hatreds, and 7 Paragraphs for Jayson Blair
by Francis Raven (7 paragraphs co-written with Jeff Bacon) | published on 2004-06-07

Father, Son and the Holy Ghost
by Dayvid Figler | published on 2004-06-08

Sweet Jesus On A Stick (just in time for summer)
by David Schwartz | published on 2004-06-10

Cheese Fiction
by Steve Finbow | published on 2004-06-11

100 years!
by Über | published on 2004-06-16

The Spark
by Jon Leon | published on 2004-06-17

Combo Cards
by Steve Park | published on 2004-06-18

Bathbomb!
by Kevin O'Cuinn | published on 2004-06-21

Grand Blurs
by Dennis Mahoney | published on 2004-06-22

The Latest Craze
by Mary T. Helmes Sheely | published on 2004-06-28

Fahrenheit 9/11 Fuels Flames of Protesters
by Jeremy Richards and David Wahl | published on 2004-06-29

Speaking of Husbandry
by Karen Ashburner | published on 2004-06-30

A Peek too Far
by Ken Krimstein | published on 2004-07-02

Random Scenes from Possible Lost in Translation Sequels
by Shawn Samac | published on 2004-07-05

Holy Trophy Heads
by David Schwartz | published on 2004-07-07

Your Majesty. Arrests and Provocations.
by Jon Leon | published on 2004-07-08

3 pieces (2 of them being lists)
by Various authors | published on 2004-07-10

Name this deer
by Über | published on 2004-07-12

Biff and Hirsch
by Über | published on 2004-07-15

I haven't been completely honest with you
by Drew Davies | published on 2004-07-21

Semour and Hirsch have baby!
by FLASH! | published on 2004-07-23

Open letters
by Scott David McIntosh | published on 2004-07-29

Excerpt From the Annals of Duplication, Vol. CXXIV, No. 2
by J. R. Salling | published on 2004-07-30

Green
by Mark Cunningham | published on 2004-08-03

Rupert
by Carmen Adair | published on 2004-08-04

Avant-gardening.<br>(Part I.)
by Rob Theakston | published on 2004-08-05

4 tiny Matt Drudge stories
by Dee Dee Peel | published on 2004-08-09

Summer of Sam I Am
by Russell Bradbury-Carlin | published on 2004-08-11

Intercepted scheduling emails between Kerry and Bush
by Matt Stewart | published on 2004-08-12

Stephen Ausherman presents...
by Stephen Ausherman | published on 2004-08-13

Sweetie and Me
by Michael Fowler | published on 2004-08-24

Prozac and Bee stings
by JM Becker | published on 2004-08-25

Questions and Answers with Jadakiss and Lincoln
by Lincoln Michel | published on 2004-08-26

My Date with a Romanian Gymnast
by Michael Fowler | published on 2004-08-27

The Top Man in his Field
by Will Layman | published on 2004-08-30

Sexual Eeling: a reminiscence
by Marley Monk | published on 2004-08-31

Credits, written on Bank One stationary we found in a dumpster, at the beginning of a recently found video I made with my best friend when we were 15 that mainly consisted of reenacted “nut shots” and
by Aaron Burch | published on 2004-09-01

The Innocence Project
by Eric Wrisley | published on 2004-09-02

Burning Bush
by Grant Perry | published on 2004-09-03

Zell Miller Shows His Family and the Nation the Healthy Way to Dine Out
by Michael Fowler | published on 2004-09-14

Surviving Poland
by Ryan Lange and James Wilson | published on 2004-09-20

18 Things I Should Have Mentioned Beforehand
by Christopher Monks | published on 2004-09-21

Ten political lessons
by Sean Ferrell | published on 2004-09-23

Shooting Jello with a shotgun
by Adam Maxwell | published on 2004-09-27

Five incidents that have led me to reassess the utility of my truck
by Gene Morgan | published on 2004-09-28

Scenes from the Lives of Network Television Executives
by Will Layman | published on 2004-09-29

First Debate tonight!
by Michael Fowler and Dan Weaver | published on 2004-09-30

Flip Me Over
by Brian Willems | published on 2004-10-05

How are you doing?
by Russell Bradbury-Carlin | published on 2004-10-06

Israel Revises Wall Plans
by David M. Schwartz | published on 2004-10-07

Mahler's Eve
by Timber Masterson | published on 2004-10-11

Excerpts from the International Federation of Competitive Eating website's profile page
by Steven Seighman | published on 2004-10-13

Primary Colors
by Mark Cunningham | published on 2004-10-14

Killing you softly
by David Raffin | published on 2004-10-15

Uber Public Service Announcement: Death by rice cooker
by Steve Park | published on 2004-10-20

Working at Cloven
by Vincent Pinke | published on 2004-10-21

I just don't give
by Chris Osmond & Will Layman | published on 2004-10-22

In context
by Über | published on 2004-11-01

Vote
by Über | published on 2004-11-02

The same old grind
by Alex Peraza | published on 2004-11-03

The Human Repopulation Project
by Kevin Kinsella | published on 2004-11-04

Oops, I fucked your husband...
by Claudia Pierce | published on 2004-11-08

Believer
by Carmen Adair | published on 2004-11-10

Have you seen? Have you heard? New things at McDonalds -- and you are impressed by them!
by Nathan Klose | published on 2004-11-11

Success in Iraq
by David Schwartz | published on 2004-11-12

My Mother's E-Mail Regarding the Death of Yasser Arafat
by Will Layman & Angela Burstyn | published on 2004-11-15

Norman and Me take on the World
by JM Becker | published on 2004-11-16

Page From William Shatner's Journal as Found in Airport VIP Lounge
by David Wahl | published on 2004-11-17

Dealing with X-mas
by Matt Maxwell | published on 2004-11-19

SARES
by Kevin O'Cuinn | published on 2004-11-22

A missed flight and strange birds, or, A Hellish giving of thankfully murdered birds
by Timber Masterson | published on 2004-11-23

Seven Reasons Why I Wish I Was Born In A Third World Country OR To A Homeless Hooker Under A Bridge
by Jennifer L. Williams | published on 2004-11-29

Farewell Brian Williams
by Jonathan Stern | published on 2004-12-03

If Ice Cream Were Pornography
by Will Layman | published on 2004-12-06

Estrella’s Walk
by Skeeze Whitlow | published on 2004-12-16

One Sentence Stories
by Timber Masterson | published on 2004-12-21

Merry Merry
by Michael Fowler | published on 2004-12-22

River
by Will Layman | published on 2004-12-23

Amahl and the Night Visitors - A New Translation of the Timeless Christmas Classic
by Vince LiCata | published on 2004-12-24

Santa Letters!
by Santa Claus, Gene Morgan, James Whitman, and Bonnie Ruberg | published on 2004-12-25

2 more holidays pieces
by Steve Finbow and Julianne Flynn | published on 2005-01-10

Daunting Parentheticals in Brian Greene's "The Fabric of the Cosmos"
by J. Daniel Janzen | published on 2005-01-12

How to Handle Pregnancy News
by Matt Maxwell | published on 2005-01-14

Oh shit
by Dee Dee Peel | published on 2005-01-20

Top 5 quotes Bush's aides cut out of the inaugural speech at the last minute
by Steve Park | published on 2005-01-21

The wart on my hand
by Patrick Quirk | published on 2005-01-26

Strange News
by Jessica Delfino | published on 2005-01-27

The One-Eighty
by Ivy Dillinger | published on 2005-01-28

Surgery of Modern Warfare Tribute
by Über | published on 2005-02-01

From a bartender
by Jordan Smedberg | published on 2005-02-04

Reflection on Jan. 5, A.M.
by Lori Cuthbert | published on 2005-02-09

What I can do for the modern Minotaur
by Timber Masterson | published on 2005-02-16

Sleepless Sequel
by J. Sallini-Genovese | published on 2005-02-18

The Neo-Cons Finally Call Their Mothers
by Will Layman | published on 2005-02-21

How I Lowered My Cholesterol
by Jessica Delfino | published on 2005-02-23

Two unrelated pieces by two different authors on this last Friday of the SoMW Tribute
by Rick Paulas and Vince Licata | published on 2005-02-25

Surgery
by ... | published on 2005-02-28

Two men at a bus stop
by Mike Schramm | published on 2005-03-02

My burning eyeballs
by Alli Brooks | published on 2005-03-03

Lunch Choices if the Plane You're on with a Bunch of Television Show Detectives Crashes into the Andes and You Have to Resort to Cannibalism
by Matthew Rorem | published on 2005-03-04

White-Knuckle Ride
by Steve Finbow | published on 2005-03-07

First Lines: America Has Never Been So Excited
by Angela Genusa | published on 2005-03-10

Condoleezza's Diary
by David Schwartz | published on 2005-03-11

The Gene Splicers
by Ruth Zavitz | published on 2005-04-18

5 Very Important, Yet Unnerving, Inquiries from American Citizens
by Timber Masterson | published on 2005-04-20

3 Poems Assembled from Katie Holmes' Commentary to "First Daughter"
by Mike Schramm | published on 2005-04-22

A Day in the Life of a German
by Omar Beer | published on 2005-04-25

The Positions
by Mark Cunningham | published on 2005-04-27

Three Coming Out Stories for Undecided Young Men
by Michael Fowler | published on 2005-04-29

4 rejected segments from PBS' Antiques Roadshow
by Angela Genusa | published on 2005-05-02

How To Avoid Feeling Guilty About Secretly Wishing Your Upstairs Neighbor Would Finally Die Of AIDS So That You Can Get Some Sleep
by Matthew Rorem | published on 2005-05-04

Prize
by Joshua K. Chase | published on 2005-05-09

Take-Out Girls
by Marley Monk | published on 2005-05-10

Commencement Address of Mr. Bugs Bunny to the George Washington University School of Medicine and Health Sciences
by Will Layman | published on 2005-05-13

5 years
by Über | published on 2005-05-22

2 lists
by Russell Bradbury-Carlin, Angela Genusa | published on 2005-05-24

The People Recommend
by Jonathan Stern | published on 2005-05-26

Gregor Samsa's Got Nothing on Me
by Alli Brooks | published on 2005-05-31

Review of the three latest Idiot's Guide Books
by Steve Park | published on 2005-06-02

Dig it, The Dancing Queen
by Diana Wurn | published on 2005-06-07

Four Corners of the Food Pyramid
by Kelly Shriver | published on 2005-06-09

Catching up on submissions, we present you two pieces on this fine Tuesday
by Joshua Yaffa and Justin Kahn | published on 2005-06-14

Bad Drawing Scene
by James A. Reeves | published on 2005-06-17

Respect for Roley Poley Models
by Timber Masterson | published on 2005-06-21

August 1
by Uber | published on 2005-07-28

How It Is In Iraq by Donald Rumsfeld
by William K. Burnette | published on 2005-08-01

Below Living: Excoriated Aphorisms of a Learned Idiot
by Kane X. Faucher | published on 2005-08-09

Pokemon's not passe is it?, i.e. it saved a young boy's life... and other items for those with A.D.D.
by Various | published on 2005-08-12

From The Lost Works of Federico García Lorca
by Chris Osmond | published on 2005-08-15

Ducks...frolicking
by Neil Rickenback | published on 2005-08-17

Accessories and accoutrements
by Jonny Bost | published on 2005-08-19

one month
by uber | published on 2005-09-19

hiatus
by uber | published on 2005-11-29

A wave in the water works the same way
by Karen Ashburner | published on 2005-12-01

Concerning the Extinction of the Mullet in Hemlock, Michigan
by Josh Maday | published on 2005-12-08

Why Cute Asian Girls Don't Work in Redneck Gas Stations Stream of Consciousness
by Sabra Embury | published on 2005-12-12

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