The Über Archives

Über published an essay, skit, list, one act play or random piece of editorial garbage almost every single day for 5 whole years, 2000-2005. Never before have so many letters (and numbers!) been collected here, on one internet site.

How to Become an Internet Rockstar
by Ben Brown | published on 2000-05-22
How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Hanson (and other pop culture confessions)
by Andy Pressman | published on 2000-05-23
Don't I Know You From Somewhere?
by Anne Sussman | published on 2000-05-24
Girl Speak
by Andrea Spencer | published on 2000-05-25
Mail Call!
by Adam Mathes | published on 2000-05-26
An Apology
by Ben Brown | published on 2000-05-29
The Adam Mathes Guide to Complete College Misery
Part One -- The Early Years
by Adam Mathes | published on 2000-05-30
Lesser Known Conspiracies
by Ben Brown | published on 2000-05-31
All About Boobs
by Andrea Spencer | published on 2000-06-01
On surprises, and Dave Barry
by Andy Pressman | published on 2000-06-02
Armageddon It
by Anne Sussman | published on 2000-06-05
The Adam Mathes Guide to Complete College Misery
Part Two -- The College Years
by Adam Mathes | published on 2000-06-06
On Lesbians and Dick
by Andrea Spencer | published on 2000-06-07
There Are A Lot Of Noises In My House
by Ben Brown | published on 2000-06-08
Filler Friday: The Big Plan
by Adam Mathes | published on 2000-06-09
A Boy Named Josh
by Anne Sussman | published on 2000-06-12
How To Break Into Television Without Even Trying
by Andy Pressman | published on 2000-06-13
New Submission Policy
by Ben Brown | published on 2000-06-14
Fly the Fraudulent Skies
by Adam Mathes | published on 2000-06-15
Filler Friday: Compelling Content
by Andrea Spencer | published on 2000-06-16
I Don't Want Your Secrets
by Andrea Spencer | published on 2000-06-19
How To Break Into Television Without Even Trying
Part Two
by Andy Pressman | published on 2000-06-20
AN OPEN LETTER ADDRESSED TO FRIENDS OF EX-BOYFRIENDS OF WINONA RYDER (F.O.E. OF W.R.) AND RADICAL IN
by Cameron Jane Blazer | published on 2000-06-21
The RIAA Has Nothing To Fear
by Ben Brown | published on 2000-06-22
Filler Friday: The Internet is Dumb, Part 2
by Ben Brown | published on 2000-06-23
A Very Serious Review of Titan A.E.
by Adam Mathes | published on 2000-06-26
The Internet Is My Girlfriend:
by Nate Haas | published on 2000-06-27
I Am So Modest
by Ben Brown | published on 2000-06-28
All About Bagels
by Andrea Spencer | published on 2000-06-29
Andy Pressman's Sexxx Farm
by Andy Pressman | published on 2000-06-30
Holiday Fun Time!
by Adam Mathes | published on 2000-07-03
Submission for McSweeney's Worldwide Fondness
by Gershom Bazerman | published on 2000-07-05
Apologies and Retractions
by Adam Mathes | published on 2000-07-06
Filler Friday: An Open Letter to Handspring
by Andy Pressman | published on 2000-07-07
A Lesson On Culture: America And Sweden
by Andrea Spencer | published on 2000-07-10
IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
by Ben Brown | published on 2000-07-11
I Do Not Have A Complex
by Adam Mathes | published on 2000-07-12
And then there were four
by Andrea Spencer | published on 2000-07-13
Filler Friday: Secrets of Irony Revealed
by Ben Brown | published on 2000-07-14
How To Break Into Television Without Even Trying
Part Three
by Andy Pressman | published on 2000-07-17
The Future of Online Content
by Adam Mathes | published on 2000-07-18
Celebrity Run-In Log, September 2 1999 through May 11 2000
by Andy Pressman | published on 2000-07-19
Viva La Web Log!
by Andrea Spencer | published on 2000-07-20
Filler Friday: WebZine3000
by Adam Mathes | published on 2000-07-21
Instant Badass
by Adam Mathes | published on 2000-07-24
The Problem With Movies
by Andy Pressman | published on 2000-07-25
Virtual Date. Also: Andrea really likes comic books.
by Andrea Spencer | published on 2000-07-26
On Writing Books, Part 1
by Ben Brown | published on 2000-07-27
Filler Friday: Picture of Boobs
by Andrea Spencer | published on 2000-07-28
An Open Letter to Shawn Fanning
by Adam Mathes | published on 2000-07-31
On Writing Books, Part 2
by Ben Brown | published on 2000-08-01
Choose Or Lose
by Andy Pressman | published on 2000-08-02
Crazy Willy is my Hero
by Andrea Spencer | published on 2000-08-03
Filler Friday: Yay yay contest yay yay!
by Adam Mathes | published on 2000-08-04
Being a girl is fun
by Andrea Spencer | published on 2000-08-07
Action Economics
by Andy Pressman | published on 2000-08-08
A Note From The Editor
by Ben Brown | published on 2000-08-09
So You Wanna Be An Internet Rockstar?
by Dakota Smith | published on 2000-08-10
Filler Friday: Hey Goat!
by Adam Mathes | published on 2000-08-11
Tragic Youth
by Andy Pressman | published on 2000-08-14
8-bit Memories
by Adam Mathes | published on 2000-08-15
Why Kids Are Messed Up
by Andrea Spencer | published on 2000-08-16
Teenaged Girls: God's Gift to Me
by Dakota Smith | published on 2000-08-17
Filler Friday: Contest Winners! Yay Yay!
by Adam Mathes | published on 2000-08-18
Introducing: Maria
by Maria DeLuca | published on 2000-08-21
Dropping Out
by Nate Haas | published on 2000-08-22
A Lesson About Liquids and Solids
by Abi Cohen | published on 2000-08-23
Smoking is Good
by Dakota Smith | published on 2000-08-24
Survivor
by Nate Haas | published on 2000-08-25
No, You Don't Want To Be An Internet Rockstar
by Jesse Chan-Norris | published on 2000-08-28
A Brief View Into The Life Of An Editor
by Ben Brown | published on 2000-08-29
A List Of Possible Über Articles
by Ben Brown | published on 2000-08-30
McSweeney's is taking too long to send me my rejection letter
by LoCkeRx12@aol.com | published on 2000-08-31
Filler Friday: What the Hell Happened
by Adam Mathes | published on 2000-09-01
Better, Stronger, Faster
by Andrea Spencer | published on 2000-09-05
A Brief Note From The Editor, and Then Some Ego Flaunting
by Ben Brown | published on 2000-09-06
I Was A Teenaged Alf
by Dakota Smith | published on 2000-09-07
Filler Friday: Radio Showgram
by Adam Mathes | published on 2000-09-08
Art Fags: A One Act
by Chester Phillips | published on 2000-09-11
Art Fags: A One Act : Act Two
by Chester Phillips | published on 2000-09-12
Art Fags: A One Act : Act Three
by Chester Phillips | published on 2000-09-13
Art Fags: A One Act : Act Four
by Chester Phillips | published on 2000-09-14
Filler Friday: A Serious Plea
by Ben Brown | published on 2000-09-15
Something I Forgot
by Ben Brown | published on 2000-09-18
Why We Suck So Much
by Andrea Spencer | published on 2000-09-19
Come Back, Jesse!
by Adam Mathes | published on 2000-09-20
I'm Going To Be A Good Husband
by Dakota Smith | published on 2000-09-21
Filler Friday: Marriage Hoaxes
by Adam Mathes | published on 2000-09-22
My Twin Brother Tom
by Ben Brown | published on 2000-09-25
Reviews of Sexual Encounters That Occured Last Night
by Chester Phillips | published on 2000-09-26
The Editor Is Sick
by Ben Brown | published on 2000-09-27
Science Thursday
by Chester Phillips | published on 2000-09-28
Filler Friday: Names For a New Millenium
by Adam Mathes | published on 2000-09-29
I, Firecrotch
by Nate Haas | published on 2000-10-02
Why I hate manufactured nostalgia, and also you
by Andy Pressman | published on 2000-10-03
Several Things By Josh Gronsbell
by Josh Gronsbell | published on 2000-10-04
Grumpy Star
by Dakota Smith | published on 2000-10-05
Filler Friday: Extending the Brand
by Adam Mathes | published on 2000-10-06
Andy Pressman's Sexxx Shack
by Andy Pressman | published on 2000-10-09
Notes Taken While Sitting At Corner Pretending To Be A Hobo
by Chester Phillips | published on 2000-10-10
A Manifesto About Something
by Nate Haas | published on 2000-10-11
Give Me Erect Nipple
by Ani Moller | published on 2000-10-12
Filler Friday: The fart.jpg Mirror Project
by Adam Mathes | published on 2000-10-13
Note From The Editor
by Ben Brown | published on 2000-10-16
I'm Going To Start Smoking
by Adam Mathes | published on 2000-10-17
12 Funny P Words
by David Gagne | published on 2000-10-18
Andy's Rejects
by Andy Pressman | published on 2000-10-19
Filler Friday: Voting Guide
by Adam Mathes | published on 2000-10-20
More About P
by Silly E-mail Address | published on 2000-10-23
Recipe For Potluck
by Chester Phillips | published on 2000-10-24
A Few Thoughts On Television
by Andy Pressman | published on 2000-10-25
Yet More Funny P Words
by Angel | published on 2000-10-26
Filler Friday: Bathroom Atrocity Diary
by Adam Mathes | published on 2000-10-27
10.4 Funny Words that end in the letter P
by Nick Godbout | published on 2000-10-30
Funny C Words Which Are Apparently Feminine
by Kathryn Ellis | published on 2000-10-31
Fat Americans
by Ani Moller | published on 2000-11-01
An Interview With Ralph Feinnes
by Dakota Smith | published on 2000-11-02
Filler Friday: Martial Law
by Adam Mathes | published on 2000-11-03
The Further Adventures of God and Craig Bierko
by Andy Pressman | published on 2000-11-06
I Am In A Pretentious Indie Rock Band
by Dakota Smith | published on 2000-11-07
White After Labor Day
by Andrea Spencer | published on 2000-11-08
Post Election Coverage
by Adam Mathes | published on 2000-11-09
Filler Friday: The Ben Brown Key Contest
by Dakota Smith | published on 2000-11-10
Lately, I Have Been Having a Lot of Pizza
by Ben Brown | published on 2000-11-13
Chester Sniffs Glue
by Chester Phillips | published on 2000-11-14
I've got a very large dictionary
by Seamus Byrne | published on 2000-11-15
A Web Without Logs
by Andrea Spencer | published on 2000-11-16
Filler Friday: The Uber Index
by Adam Mathes | published on 2000-11-17
No Sex For Pressman
by Andy Pressman | published on 2000-11-20
Democracy
by Andy Pressman | published on 2000-11-21
Happy Thanksgiving
by The Über Staff | published on 2000-11-22
My Diet Plan Is Not Working
by Ben Brown | published on 2000-11-27
Up With The Man
by Andy Pressman | published on 2000-11-28
Fashion Junkie
by Andrea Spencer | published on 2000-11-29
The Ben Brown Key Contest: Part 2
by Dakota Smith | published on 2000-11-30
Filler Friday: Move Over Fred Durst
by Adam Mathes | published on 2000-12-01
Bitter Much?
by Ben Brown | published on 2000-12-04
Andy writes at the last minute
by Andy Pressman | published on 2000-12-05
Andrea's Guide to Holiday Shopping For Your Boyfriend
by Andrea Spencer | published on 2000-12-06
PRESS RELEASE
by Ben Brown | published on 2000-12-07
Finals Study Guide
by Adam Mathes | published on 2000-12-08
There Are A Lot Of Noises In My House, Revisited
by Ben Brown | published on 2000-12-11
Today's Forecast: Muggy and Hazy. Drive With Caution.
by Dakota Smith | published on 2000-12-12
The Holidays Are Great, Especially If You're Poor
by Andrea Spencer | published on 2000-12-13
Dust to Dust, Web to Web
by Ben Brown | published on 2000-12-14
Editor's Note: How Much I Love You
by Ben Brown | published on 2000-12-15
The Maypole Conceit, Part One
by Ben Brown | published on 2000-12-18
Getting Lucky With Dakota
by Dakota Smith | published on 2000-12-19
A Story, Inspired by "The Indian In the Cupboard"
by Jacob, Age 9, Rainbow Elementary School, Orlando Florida | published on 2000-12-20
The Maypole Conceit, Part Two
by Ben Brown | published on 2000-12-21
Filler Friday: Adam Is On Vacation
by Ben Brown | published on 2000-12-22
Pajama Pants
by Adam Mathes | published on 2000-12-26
My Cats Are Gay
by Clarence Davison | published on 2000-12-29
A Short Description of How I Set Off for the New Millennium
by Andy Pressman | published on 2001-01-02
Several Top Five Lists
by Ben Brown | published on 2001-01-03
The Save Uber Fund
by Ben Brown | published on 2001-01-04
The Editor Is A Slacker
by Ben Brown | published on 2001-01-08
I Will Make You My Grammar Bitch
by Andy Pressman | published on 2001-01-09
Something That Should Work But Doesn't
by Ben Brown | published on 2001-01-10
Several Important Announcements
by Ben Brown | published on 2001-01-11
Filler Friday: Course Selection Guide
by Adam Mathes | published on 2001-01-12
What Sharks Think
by Ben Brown | published on 2001-01-15
New Zealand Travel Guide: Bogans
by Ani Moller | published on 2001-01-16
STAMOS - The Rock Opera
by Dakota Smith | published on 2001-01-17
When I Grow Up
by Chris Godaire | published on 2001-01-18
Filler Friday: Please Leave Me Alone
by Adam Mathes | published on 2001-01-19
Team Nintendo!
by Andy Pressman | published on 2001-01-22
Being a Man
by F. Amelia Howes | published on 2001-01-23
Reasons Oranges Are The Best Fruit
by Will Pate | published on 2001-01-24
When The Lunatics Run The Madhouse
by Austin Johnson | published on 2001-01-25
Filler Friday: An Incorrect Statement
by Adam Mathes | published on 2001-01-26
I Want One
by Robin Kinzer | published on 2001-01-29
Mornings, Bacon, I Am A Real World Cast Member
by Ben Brown | published on 2001-01-30
Trend Watch: Punctuation Tattoos
by Aaron Falk | published on 2001-01-31
Exciting Announcement!
by Ben Brown | published on 2001-02-01
Exciting Announcement Deconstructed
by Adam Mathes | published on 2001-02-02
How do I find the time?
by Dakota Smith | published on 2001-02-05
Confession Of A Math Whore
by Aaron Falk | published on 2001-02-06
Things Your Cellphone Could Do That Would Be Less Annoying Than Ringing
by Ben Brown | published on 2001-02-08
Filler Friday: Micropayments Are Stupid
by Adam Mathes | published on 2001-02-09
Job Satisfaction Level: All Time Low
by Anonymous | published on 2001-02-12
A List Of Things We Wouldn't Have If The World Suffered Another Potato Blight
by Ben Brown | published on 2001-02-13
Join the Hundredaire's Club
by Will Pate | published on 2001-02-14
A Short Treatise Vis-a-Vis My Fear of the Outside World, Or, Valentines Day (My Pony, My Love)
by Joseph McMahon | published on 2001-02-15
Filler Friday: Mail Day! Again.
by Adam Mathes | published on 2001-02-16
President's Day
by Ben Brown | published on 2001-02-19
Smoking and squash
by Dakota Smith | published on 2001-02-20
Uberless Mondays
by Christopher Godaire | published on 2001-02-21
Several Imaginary Conversations With Food Vendors
by Ben Brown | published on 2001-02-22
Filler Friday: A Small Request For Dave Eggers
by Adam Mathes | published on 2001-02-23
Interview with a Vam-Actor
by William Pate | published on 2001-02-26
Editor On Opposite Side Of The World
by Ben Brown | published on 2001-02-27
A Streetcar Named Facade
by Joseph McMahon | published on 2001-02-28
Rats Are Mellow, Man - Part One
by James Stegall | published on 2001-03-01
Filler Friday: Corporate Whore
by Adam Mathes | published on 2001-03-02
A Case Of The Mondays: First Day Slack
by Ben Brown | published on 2001-03-05
5 Sets Of 3 Words Each, Increasingly Vague
by Steve Maas | published on 2001-03-06
Six problems of modern society, and how they might be solved
by J. R. Norton | published on 2001-03-07
Special Offer!
by Ben Brown | published on 2001-03-08
Filler Sunday: It is hard to be an international media conglomerate
by Ben Brown | published on 2001-03-09
A Case Of The Mondays: High School Interns and Vacationing College Students
by Ben Brown | published on 2001-03-12
"Dos" and "Don'ts" on the Boston subway
by J. R. Norton | published on 2001-03-13
THE SKY, or, A COMPANION PIECE TO THE SUN MICROSYSTEMS (TM) TYPE5c KEYBOARD
by Casey Marshall | published on 2001-03-14
Bad Words
by F. Amelia Howes | published on 2001-03-15
Filler Friday: Things Overheard at SXSW
by Adam Mathes | published on 2001-03-16
Andy Comes Clean
by Andy Pressman | published on 2001-03-19
A Monkey Dressed Up as a Leprechuan With a Shillelagh Reflects on Current Events
by J. R. Norton | published on 2001-03-20
I Seek Acceptance from White Middle Class America By George W. Bush
by Alex Ayers | published on 2001-03-21
Ben Brown's Attempt To Get Published In A Real Magazine
by Ben Brown | published on 2001-03-22
Missing: One Female Uber Writer.
by Andy Pressman | published on 2001-03-23
Dialogue
by Josh Gronsbell | published on 2001-03-26
The State of Uber
by Dakota Smith | published on 2001-03-27
An Office Full
by Brendan Murrell | published on 2001-03-28
Squeeging my Third Eye
by Michael Truman | published on 2001-03-29
NOTHING FOR YOU
by Ben Brown | published on 2001-03-30
Hello, Goodbye, How Are You? I Am Not a Lesbian, and the Numbers One through Eleven
by F. Amelia Howes | published on 2001-04-02
This Is Not An All-Inclusive List Of Things I've Stolen From Past Employers
by James Stegall, 1Lt A2-1 | published on 2001-04-03
A Short Study on the Effects of Breastfeeding on Modern Society
by Ani Moller | published on 2001-04-04
One For The Hands
by Anthony Luckino | published on 2001-04-05
Filler Friday: Google Bombing
by Adam Mathes | published on 2001-04-06
J-Speak Decoded
by Julia Lipman | published on 2001-04-08
Possible Causes for World War III
by J. R. Norton | published on 2001-04-10
The Suburbs Are Quieter Than The City
by Jesse Chan-Norris | published on 2001-04-11
Political Correctness, et al.
by Dakota Smith | published on 2001-04-12
Filler Friday: An Open Letter To Joey Anuff
by Adam Mathes | published on 2001-04-13
Disturbing Announcements From Public Officials
by J. R. Norton | published on 2001-04-16
Coffee: A Commercial I Wish We'd See
by Ben Brown | published on 2001-04-17
A List Of Horoscopes By Astrologist Linda Black For Death Row Inmates On The Day They Are Scheduled
by Rogers Cadenhead | published on 2001-04-18
Rats Are Mellow, Man
by James Stegall, 1Lt A2-1 | published on 2001-04-19
Filler Friday: Advice To Prospective Frosh
by Adam Mathes | published on 2001-04-20
Animal Diseases Not Found In New Zealand, A Rap Song
by Ben Brown | published on 2001-04-23
Response to column in Halifax Chronicle-Herald
by Barbara Holmes | published on 2001-04-24
LOCAL MAN DIES OF EVERYTHING HIS MOTHER EVER WORRIED ABOUT
by Stephen J. Maas | published on 2001-04-25
Song titles are better when you arbitrarily add quote marks
by J. R. Norton | published on 2001-04-26
An Open Letter To Tiffany Shlain
by Adam Mathes | published on 2001-04-27
Rock Journalism
by James Stegall | published on 2001-04-30
The Gushing: A McSweeney's Reject
by Anthony Luckino | published on 2001-05-01
My Standup Routine
by Ben Brown | published on 2001-05-02
Georgie Porgie, Pudding Pie
by Erik Harrison | published on 2001-05-03
We're Sorry And Also Lame
by Über Staff | published on 2001-05-04
Viva Las Vegas
by Alissa Rowinksy | published on 2001-05-07
10 Things We Don't Want To Admit
by Erik Harrison | published on 2001-05-08
The Dodgeball Rules
by Roger Naylor | published on 2001-05-09
How I Became Famous
by James Stegall, 1Lt A2-1 | published on 2001-05-10
Once Again
by Ben Brown | published on 2001-05-11
Stupid Questions Get Stupid Answers
by F. Amelia Howes | published on 2001-05-14
Lizard Hunting
by James Stegall, A 1Lt A2-1 | published on 2001-05-15
Reviews For The Common Man
by Ben Brown | published on 2001-05-17
Filler Friday: Rock!
by Adam Mathes | published on 2001-05-18
I Am Kaycee Nicole
by Chester Phllips | published on 2001-05-21
Über Ist Eine Jahre Alt
by Ben Brown | published on 2001-05-22
Code Name: Betty Crocker
by James Stegall | published on 2001-05-23
The Eliminator
by Alissa Rowinsky | published on 2001-05-24
I am Adam Goddamn Mathes!
by David Bernreuther | published on 2001-05-25
AP English Paper
by Lauren Gottlieb | published on 2001-05-28
How to Develop Naked Pictures of Your Girlfriend
by James Stegall | published on 2001-05-29
The F-Ing Kelvin Scale
by Alissa Rowinsky | published on 2001-05-30
I Only Think In Lists
by J.P.McMahon | published on 2001-05-31
Filler Friday: At Least I can Grow Chops
by David Bernreuther | published on 2001-06-01
A Baker's Dozen Haikus
by Aaron Suggs | published on 2001-06-04
The New Andrea, and Some Tangential Comments
by F. Amelia Howes | published on 2001-06-05
I Want A Raise
by James Stegall | published on 2001-06-07
Filler Friday: Too Lazy To Bother With Titles Anymore
by Adam Mathes | published on 2001-06-08
Things That Make Me Hot And Wet
by Ani Moller | published on 2001-06-11
Inside the CNN Sound Room
by J. R. Norton | published on 2001-06-12
Oops!
by Ben Brown | published on 2001-06-13
Why I Won't Date Women I Met on the Internet Anymore
by James Stegall | published on 2001-06-14
Filler Friday: Fun With Finances
by Adam Mathes | published on 2001-06-15
The Answers
by J. R. Norton | published on 2001-06-18
The Sound of Computer Science
by James Stegall | published on 2001-06-19
What To Do If You Are Attacked By Ben Brown
by Wes Kiehnau | published on 2001-06-20
A Tasty Collection Of Tag Lines, One Of Which I Hope Is Used At The End Of This Piece
by Roger Naylor | published on 2001-06-21
SOME TIPS FOR NEW ZEALANDERS VISITING AMERICA.
by Katie Brockie | published on 2001-06-22
Postcard from PV
by James Stegall | published on 2001-06-25
Some Tips For Americans Visiting New Zealand
by Anna Wallace | published on 2001-06-26
The Anime Channel Presents: A Weather Update
by Jeb | published on 2001-06-27
I Walked Into The Mental Institution
by Malakai Kingston | published on 2001-06-28
Filler Friday: Whatever
by Adam Mathes | published on 2001-06-29
Once Again, Editorial Lazyness Disappoints The Masses
by Ben Brown | published on 2001-07-02
I Am a One Man Über
by Steven Maas | published on 2001-07-03
Sequels Always Make Money
by James Stegall | published on 2001-07-04
The Travel Log of Two Teenagers in Las Vegas
by Drew Swinburne | published on 2001-07-05
They Keep Calling Me
by Laura Roberts | published on 2001-07-06
Ani Moller: Aunty
by Ani Moller | published on 2001-07-09
Remembering Kaycee Nicole
by Chester Phillips | published on 2001-07-10
Chasing Gertrude
by James Stegall | published on 2001-07-11
The Travel Log Of Two Thirtysomethings In Las Vegas
by Roger Naylor | published on 2001-07-12
Filler Friday: Bippity Porno Bop!
by Adam Mathes | published on 2001-07-13
Mrs. Butterworth's Got Nothing on This
by Jinger Roy | published on 2001-07-16
Hey Faggot
by Jonathan Atkinson | published on 2001-07-17
What It's All About
by James Stegall | published on 2001-07-18
Are You Depressed? A Quiz (With Answers)
by Ben Brown | published on 2001-07-19
Intermission
by Ben Brown | published on 2001-07-20
Gone To The Shore
by Dennie B. Wendt | published on 2001-07-23
The Mexican Gringo Goes on a Pilgrimage
by Marcos Alvarado | published on 2001-07-24
The Brick: 1. Honesty
by James Stegall | published on 2001-07-25
On Thursday, The Editor Worked On Something Else
by Ben Brown | published on 2001-07-26
On Friday, The Editor Slept
by Ben Brown | published on 2001-07-27
An Open Letter To David Duchovny
by Liz Lopatto | published on 2001-07-30
How to Read Uber at Work
by David Rea | published on 2001-07-31
The Brick: 2. Handyman
by James Stegall | published on 2001-08-01
The New Vitamin
by Ben Brown | published on 2001-08-02
No Content Friday
by Ben Brown | published on 2001-08-03
The Bathroom Manoeuvre
by Ildiko Giczi | published on 2001-08-06
I Am The Village Barbarian
by Ben McFarland | published on 2001-08-07
The Brick: 3. Orders
by James Stegall | published on 2001-08-08
The Editor is Really Slacking
by Adam Mathes | published on 2001-08-09
Filler Friday: The News Still Sucks
by Adam Mathes | published on 2001-08-10
Why I'm Changing My Name to The Edge
by J. R. Norton | published on 2001-08-13
The Men Who Live Next Door To Me
by Eva Anderson | published on 2001-08-14
The Brick: 4. Purple
by James Stegall | published on 2001-08-15
Go Fish!
by Ben Brown | published on 2001-08-16
Filler Friday: Arch Enemies
by Adam Mathes | published on 2001-08-17
The Haha Whore
by Anthony Luckino | published on 2001-08-20
Tuesday
by ... | published on 2001-08-21
The Brick: 5. Rocks + Dreams
by James Stegall | published on 2001-08-22
Slackeroo
by Adam Mathes | published on 2001-08-23
Filler Friday: Regular My Ass
by Adam Mathes | published on 2001-08-24
My Dad Could Beat Up Eva Anderson's Dad, Even If He Was On Night Court
by Mark Anthony Carpenter | published on 2001-08-27
I Think We've Seen This One Before: A Critical Defense of Jem and the Holograms
by Kevin Fanning | published on 2001-08-28
The Brick: 6. Granny China
by James Stegall | published on 2001-08-29
How I Spent My Summer Rehab
by Roger Naylor | published on 2001-08-30
Filler Friday: Why We All Stopped reading Uber Months Ago
by Gregory Jay Mathes | published on 2001-08-31
A List Of Random, Unfunny P Words
by J. Marcos Alvarado | published on 2001-09-03
Maybe It's Just Too Deep For You
by D. G. Glasses | published on 2001-09-04
The Brick: 7. WWJD
by James Stegall | published on 2001-09-05
Filler Thursday
by Ben Brown | published on 2001-09-06
Not-So-Filling Friday
by Ben Brown | published on 2001-09-07
A Proposal for a Musical about an Italian-American Trying to Prove He's Related to Voltaire
by Dennie B. Wendt | published on 2001-09-10
Three Lists Regarding The Cranberry; Its Juice.
by Katelyn Boone | published on 2001-09-11
We're Sorry
by Ben Brown | published on 2001-09-12
...
by Ben Brown | published on 2001-09-13
...
by Ben Brown | published on 2001-09-14
A Way Back to School Special
by Dr. Joshua B. Gronsbell | published on 2001-09-17
Getting Back In Gear
by Ben Brown | published on 2001-09-18
The Brick: 8. Orange Doors
by James Stegall | published on 2001-09-19
General Letter to the After-Sexed
by Katelyn Boone | published on 2001-09-20
...
by ... | published on 2001-09-21
What Would Jesus Do?
by Anthony Luckino | published on 2001-09-24
Vacation
by Ben Brown | published on 2001-09-25
Vacation
by Ben Brown | published on 2001-09-26
Vacation
by Ben Brown | published on 2001-09-27
Vacation
by Ben Brown | published on 2001-09-28
The Death Of A Generation
by Steve Maas | published on 2001-10-08
The Brick: 9. Turkey Baster
by James Stegall | published on 2001-10-09
Unplugged
by Ildiko Giczi | published on 2001-10-10
The Friendship Form Letter
by Adam Blodgett | published on 2001-10-11
Uber Land
by Ben Brown | published on 2001-10-12
Meet Sexy Techsan, The High Tech Redneck
by Erik Harrison | published on 2001-10-15
The Scientific Method
by Liz Lopatto | published on 2001-10-16
The Brick 10. Embarcadero
by James Stegall | published on 2001-10-17
My Hobby
by Adam Blodgett | published on 2001-10-18
Dick Coluthon, Grammar Detective
by Katie Brockie | published on 2001-10-19
The Pain Of Awareness
by Ildiko Giczi | published on 2001-10-22
Oops!
by Ben Brown | published on 2001-10-23
The Brocolli Variations
by Liz Lopatto | published on 2001-10-24
Osama bin Laden Found After Weeks of Investigation
by Adam Friedman | published on 2001-10-25
The Brick: 11. Alarm Clocks
by James Stegall | published on 2001-10-26
The Uber Recipe of the Week: Chicken-Egg Muffin Sandwich for College Students
by David Rea | published on 2001-10-29
Biting The Bunny
by Carrie Godwin | published on 2001-10-30
...
by ... | published on 2001-10-31
Notes From NaNoWriMo Day 1
by Ben Brown | published on 2001-11-01
The Brick: 12. Freaks of the Industry
by James Stegall | published on 2001-11-02
How to talk trash to "Team Poop"
by Darrell Stephenson | published on 2001-11-05
I Could Have Been The World's Best Bongo-er
by Anthony Luckino | published on 2001-11-06
Public Service Announcement
by Liz Lopatto | published on 2001-11-07
When Stegall Visits
by Ben Brown | published on 2001-11-08
The Brick: 13. Explanations
by James Stegall | published on 2001-11-10
Frankenstein's Dilemma
by B. Dooley | published on 2001-11-12
My First Pornographic Experience
by Ildiko Giczi | published on 2001-11-13
Inspiring Quotations from Satan in John Milton's Paradise Lost
by Liz Lopatto | published on 2001-11-14
The Editor's Father Has Anthrax
by Ben Brown | published on 2001-11-15
The Editor Is Under Water
by Ben Brown | published on 2001-11-16
The Brick: 14. Jenny's Story
by James Stegall | published on 2001-11-19
The HMO
by Wendy Tanzer | published on 2001-11-20
The People That Are Going to Hell
by Liz Lopatto | published on 2001-11-21
Happy Turkey
by Ben Brown | published on 2001-11-22
...
by ... | published on 2001-11-23
Captain Crank
by Eva Anderson | published on 2001-11-26
Entrapment
by Ildiko Giczi | published on 2001-11-27
John Paul
by Liz Lopatto | published on 2001-11-28
Help For Socially Clueless Cellphone Owners
by Derek Powazek | published on 2001-11-29
Brick 15: Flavinesque
by James Stegall | published on 2001-11-30
Captain Crank, Chapter Two
by Eva Anderson | published on 2001-12-03
Bitter Waiter Haikus
by B. Dooley | published on 2001-12-04
Tis The Season
by Liz Lopatto | published on 2001-12-05
The Racer
by Ildiko Giczi | published on 2001-12-06
What Is That Thing?
by Ben Brown | published on 2001-12-07
Captain Crank, Part 3
by Eva Anderson | published on 2001-12-10
Hack Rips Off Web Site, Is Published
by Erik Harrison | published on 2001-12-11
I Control The Weather
by Gary Smith | published on 2001-12-12
The Brick 16: Jenny's Keds
by James Stegall | published on 2001-12-13
A Brush With My Crush
by Ildiko Giczi | published on 2001-12-14
New Game in Town
by James Stegall | published on 2001-12-17
Mrs. Bronsiski's Love Letter
by C. Dixon | published on 2001-12-18
What the man walking beside me said
by Clarence | published on 2001-12-19
Goldilocks and the Three Bears
by Sarah Whitley | published on 2001-12-20
My Cats Are Gay
by Clarence Davison | published on 2001-12-21
A Holiday Gift from Über
by James Stegall | published on 2001-12-24
Happy Holidays From Über
by James Stegall | published on 2001-12-25
Sexy Techsan Answers Your Holiday Questions!
by Erik Harrison | published on 2001-12-26
Jiggle Bells
by Ildiko Giczi | published on 2001-12-27
A Message for ePimps
by So New Media | published on 2001-12-28
Fanfare for the Common Man
by Chris Dixon | published on 2001-12-31
Conclusions Drawn From The First-Viewed Film Of 2002, Kevin Smith's Fine 2nd Effort Mallrats
by James Stegall | published on 2002-01-01
Catalina: A Story Of Betrayal, Kinky Sex And Evil Teddy Bears
by Liz Clark | published on 2002-01-02
Hats Off to Judith Wortham!
by Sarah Whitely | published on 2002-01-03
Editorial Footnotes
by James Stegall | published on 2002-01-04
My Piece of Lemon Meringue Pie Was a Terrible Disappointment
by John Leigh | published on 2002-01-06
Return To Normalcy
by Ben Brown | published on 2002-01-07
The Ben Brown Show
by Ben Brown | published on 2002-01-08
Dave Thomas, You Bastard!
by Ben Brown | published on 2002-01-09
My Paper on King Lear: Screw You, Professor Smith
by F. Amelia Howes | published on 2002-01-10
Nobel Price Hopeful
by Wes Kiehnau | published on 2002-01-11
Mad Dog
by Darrell Stephenson | published on 2002-01-14
Oops!
by Ben Brown | published on 2002-01-15
Judge Judy Inspires Me
by Shawn Samac | published on 2002-01-16
The American Tragedy
by Danny Gibson | published on 2002-01-17
Dialogue Of The Last People On Earth
by Wes Kiehnau | published on 2002-01-18
The First Portrait of William Shakespeare
by Darrell Stephenson | published on 2002-01-21
The Storm
by Ildiko Giczi | published on 2002-01-22
Wednesday Filler
by Ben Brown | published on 2002-01-23
On Being Published In Uber
by Shawn Samac | published on 2002-01-24
Liz Is On The Rebound
by James Stegall | published on 2002-01-25
The Death Of A Braincell
by Laura Roberts | published on 2002-01-28
Writing For Uber is a Cinch
by Sherwyn Spencer | published on 2002-01-29
Getting Down To (Potty) Business
by Ildiko Giczi | published on 2002-01-30
...
by Ben Brown | published on 2002-01-31
...
by Ben Brown | published on 2002-02-01
The Grocery Store of Hell
by Zach Scott | published on 2002-02-04
Dominance! Dominance! Freedom!
by F. Amelia Howes | published on 2002-02-05
The Return Of The List
by Shawn Samac | published on 2002-02-06
I Blame Dave
by Matt Hill | published on 2002-02-07
A Bi Is Just A Bi
by Lyssa Friedman | published on 2002-02-08
Terror on Purple Shuttle 2
by C. O'Neill | published on 2002-02-11
Sexual Confusion: Delicious!
by Alyssa Bug | published on 2002-02-12
You Too Shall Bow
by Matt Hill | published on 2002-02-13
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by Shawn Samac | published on 2002-02-14
"Key Word" Auctions Use Internet to Traffic Drugs
by James Stegall | published on 2002-02-15
Virus Names That Bring a Smile to the Faces of Even the Most Jaded Virologists
by Peter Olson | published on 2002-02-25
El Gringo de la Revolucion
by Josh Gronsbell | published on 2002-02-26
Guns For Tots
by Shawn Samac | published on 2002-02-27
Optipessimism
by Hunter Hohlfeld | published on 2002-02-28
The Toothbrush Portent
by C. ONeill | published on 2002-03-01
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